Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.

To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior

A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.