Men who make all the decisions in a relationship are also the ones who will blame you when they don’t work out as they expected.

I didn’t answer. We were not buddies. We could not chat about the proximity of our offices, or football, or forgiveness.

Women who say that they have met the most amazing guy in the world are only saying that because they haven’t lived with them yet.

A sorta fairytale with you... with an Irish ending...

The more I like me, the less I want to pretend to be other people.

You think you can change a guy, that he’ll be different with you, that you’ll finally be the one to tame him… and before you know it, you’re alone in your underwear at nine o’clock on a Saturday night, crying to Adele songs, eating ice cream straight from the gallon, and wondering what the hell is the matter with you that you fell for such a goddamned man-child, after he explicitly warned you not to.