Mentorship happens organically, and you can’t just force it. Many men don’t even know HOW to mentor, and often mentor others by accident. It’s not a mentor’s responsibility to mentor, it’s the responsibility of the mentee to seek mentorship and appropriate it.
Josh Hatcher
Related A successful mentor is proud of his mentees, knowing that he has given a part of himself in their su... ERALDO BANOVAC It is a great satisfaction for many professors if their mentees choose to remain at the university. ERALDO BANOVAC No matter how skilled a mentor is, it seems that being a mentor once in a few years is just enough w... ERALDO BANOVAC To be a successful mentor one must have knowledge and willingness to dedicate a lot of time to mento... ERALDO BANOVAC The mentor has influence on the mentee, and the influence of the mentor help shape the mentee. SOTONYE ANGA Real mentoring is less of neither the candid smile nor the amicable friendship that exists between t... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH It is a solemn duty to change lives positively.It is a noble honor to inspire and be there for other... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH The job of a mentor is to charge and supercharge the mentee. SOTONYE ANGA when we work together, we achieve more. Character is not a concept that is simply spoken about, but ... JOSE A. AVILES It is a great satisfaction for many professors if their mentees choose to remain at the university ERALDO BANOVAC I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES This is our world now... the world of the electron and the switch, the beauty of the baud. We make u... THE MENTOR The mentor-mentee relationship is ideally like that of the guru and disciple: motivated by the desir... VIVEK WADHWA Liquid knowledge, liquid skill, liquid expertise and liquid wealth is what the mentor transfers to t... SOTONYE ANGA You desire and try , you come to know your limits. You could extend your limits if you are accompany... DR. SHAILESH THAKER Tiffany has been apprenticing as a witch by visiting people in need with her mentor. After meeting w... TERRY PRATCHETT Have a good mentor to follow and become a good mentor to be followed. SATYA KALRA If you don’t have a parent or an adult, a teacher or a mentor … really see you, really love you,... JANE FONDA The critical issue is to have a mentor, period, ... You want a mentor who has clout and who can be h... SHEILA WELLINGTON The relationship between apprentice and mentor is one of the most beautiful and most sacred relation... CHARBEL TADROS Pursue a mentor. Everyday I see ambitious people being misguided by lost men and women. TROY GATHERS Every kid needs a mentor. Everybody needs a mentor. DONOVAN BAILEY What you want in a mentor is someone who truly cares for you and who will look after your interests ... VIVEK WADHWA Mentorship is critical for young people. Mentorship by others for my children is very high on my age... PETER WOO Mentorship is an incredibly huge responsibility. And you need to choose your mentors carefully, just... JIMMY CHIN Mentor and coach others whenever you can. Your teaching will deepen your own learning. LEE J. COLAN We all know the personal relationship between Michel Platini and President Blatter. It was like a me... CHUNG MONG-JOON His main contribution is he touched the lives of so many young men and a few women as a father figur... CHRIS FERGUSON We love to get young people out here to learn and then they can mentor others. HANK CHARDOS Remember that mentor leadership is all about serving. Jesus said, “For even the Son of Man came no... TONY DUNGY As a wife you don’t question. By doing as you’re told, you’re relieved of the responsibility o... ALEATHA ROMIG It’s just . . . everything. There are too many people. And I don’t fit in. I don’t know how to... RAINBOW ROWELL Mentorships, similar to other important relationships, usually end. Ideological differences and a ne... KILROY J. OLDSTER Charlie, don’t you get it? I can’t feel that. It’s sweet and everything, but it’s like you�... STEPHEN CHBOSKY After witnessing the power of the force, Luke Skywalker exclaimed, "I don't
believe it!" His Jedi me... THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK Bill wasn't just a wise mentor to me, he was also, in so many ways, a father figure. BILL RITTER It’s only when you know different comes the responsibility to be different. PHILLIP HAWKINS Working with Adrien Brody was like going to Julliard, but instead of four years, I went for four wee... SAMI GAYLE It's an intangible thing, this thing we call talent, especially if we're in a position to te... ALAN ZWEIBEL Often, it’s not about becoming a new person, but becoming the person you were meant to be, and alr... HEATH L. BUCKMASTER It’s all about ROI and it’s not Return of Ignorance. ROI is not a formula, it’s a responsibili... LILY CHATTERJEE It's wonderful to work with someone with mentor status. MADELEINE PEYROUX I was fortunate enough to have personal interaction with Hugh, and he was a mentor to me on many iss... CRAIG BENSON I know that happy things and fun things eventually come to an end. But things that are scary and sad... NATSUKI TAKAYA A mentor is someone who allows you to see the hope inside yourself. OPRAH WINFREY You can compare your values with the picture of the person you want to become SUNDAY ADELAJA He was a mentor to me, both as a lawyer and a person. ED BRYANT Eventually, all mentor-disciple relationships are meant to pull apart, usually sometime in the mid-3... GAIL SHEEHY Blake: So what am I missing in books that I can’t get through real life experiences? Evelyn: ... RACHEL HERA My father, in a way, was a mentor in the way he instilled the basic values and ethics in me. My moth... CHANDA KOCHHAR It became by mission to work with young people to help show them the way, not save them! But help th... JOSE A. AVILES ED. D. It makes it even more special to accomplish this competing against your mentor and against someone w... GEORGE HORTON I considered Nat King Cole to be a friend and, in many ways, a mentor. He always had words of profou... DIAHANN CARROLL I don't have a mentor. BERNARD CORNWELL Devil is a great mentor. PRAVIN PRAJAPATI I do hope I have a mentor, but you still have to go through many things by yourself. The only person... FANN WONG I have a tendency to overthink things, especially when it comes to my friends, and I don’t know…... TAMARA IRELAND STONE I've always wanted to open up a baseball facility and be a mentor to kids. WAYNE GOMES The great risk of living is that we might not survive it. J. ALEKSANDR WOOTTON Using assistive technology with your child prevents your child from missing out on content solely be... SANDRA K. COOK Turn a major mistake into a master mentor, learn from it. STELLA PAYTON Men, if you are in a position of power or authority, please respectfully continue to mentor and work... CAROL ROTH He was a role model and mentor to me, ... Mr. Swafford will be missed. BART GORDON The experience has turned my writing from memoir to mentor. JOAN ANDERSON As a man is taught, so he thinketh. As he thinketh, so is he. Generation after generation of ill-pre... DEDRICK D. L. PITTER Then we try to match kids up with a mentor. ERIC BENKER “My mentor told me show me your calendar and I will tell you if you are going to rich or not.” JEFF PACKARD Before finding a mentor, I feel it's essential to really find your own calling and passion. From... RANEY ARONSON-RATH My mentor is more than willing to help me. AMANDA BAKER It's wonderful to work with someone with mentor status. MADELEINE PEYROUX We struggled at both ends. Mentor deserved to win. JOE MACKEY Kids that do well often have more connections than kids who didn't have connections. Sometimes it's ... JEANNE CHOWNING Some of us have deeper feelings for one over another. It can’t be helped. It’s chemistry. It’s... KATE MCGAHAN The great mentor is master builder of great students. LAILAH GIFTY AKITA Gabby Giffords was a mentor of mine in the state Legislature and also in Congress. ANN KIRKPATRICK I'm not a literary writer. I didn't go to whatever school it is or have the mentor you need to get r... ANITA DIAMENT I'm a mentor to anybody who's interested. CLINT EASTWOOD You are an idol, a hero to many, a mentor to aspiring individuals and you bring joy to millions. So ... KISHAN S CHAUHAN When the hero is ready, the mentor appears. WILL CRAIG, LIVING THE HERO'S JOURNEY I didn’t know. I feel sometimes like…there are all these rules. Just to be a person. You know? Y... LEILA SALES It’s amazing how someone’s IQ seems to double as soon as you give them responsibility and indica... TIMOTHY FERRISS People care about animals. I believe that. They just don’t want to know or to pay. A fourth of all... JONATHAN SAFRAN FOER Love yourself and accept your power. It takes strength and courage to do what you have to do. Give i... KIM GROSHEK There are many ways to be a mother. I have a lot of young actors I mentor, and my nieces and my neph... KIM CATTRALL It all revolves around Coach Willy. He's been my coach and my mentor since I was four years old. Whe... DAVID ANDERSON wanted to be a great warrior and a good mentor more than anything else, but it seemed painfully clea... ERIN HUNTER That’s when I realized that I really loved you.” She sat down on the floor with me. She sp... STEPHEN CHBOSKY How to get it, I annoy you??? You are not interested??? What's the idea??? DEYTH BANGER I got to know Jeff after he was under our mentorship, FRANK FORD You couldn’t say: It’s not my fault. You couldn’t say: It’s not my responsibility. You could... TERRY PRATCHETT The fun thing about getting older is finding younger people to mentor. MIKE MAY Mentorship has been an excuse not to promote women. BETH BROOKE I'll happily mentor anyone who wants mentoring, and most of that goes on by internet rather than... BERNARD CORNWELL “Do as I say, not as I do!
You are my parent, guardian, and mentor too,
I love you, need you and w... ROSS ELDER If a woman truly loves you, you can’t always expect her to tell the truth. You see, women are more... NICHOLAS SPARKS Mr. Gibson is very respectful of students and student self-governance. He understands our community ... CAROL WOOD My art teacher in junior high was a very out gay man and a mentor to me. GUS VAN SANT If you find your comfort zone, if you find your space, you will be a person in your own rights and y... APURVA GAGLANI I did not know of any single soul who succeed in life without a mentorship. LAILAH GIFTY AKITA if a woman truly loves you, you can’t always expect her to tell the truth. You see, women are more... NICHOLAS SPARKS
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JOSH BILLINGS To write a story about New York that only deals with people in your age and socioeconomic bracket, t... JOSH RADNOR I always worked pretty steadily. But maybe out of some kind of fear, I put the brakes on letting mys... JOSH PAIS But I think what Liam said just kind of hit it spot on, that the people in the capital are brainwash... JOSH HUTCHERSON For me, in the third book, when Peeta gets brainwashed by the Capitol, that's going to be fun to... JOSH HUTCHERSON Boots, bushes, gardens, storefronts, buildings, streets, and stars. Why, she would have had to re-cr... JOSH MALERMAN Sometimes you actually get caught in the web of things where people are talking about... what kind o... JOSH HOMME Really the topic of breakfast cereal is generally a very boring one. JOSH HOMME If there was no faith there would be no living in this world. We couldn't even eat hash with safety... 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JOSH BILLINGS Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. JOSH BILLINGS A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates. JOSH BILLINGS Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethe... JOSH BILLINGS Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist -- it reduces him to... JOSH BILLINGS The trouble with people is not that they dont know but that they know so much that aint so. JOSH BILLINGS Incredulity is the wisdom of the fool. JOSH BILLINGS The happiest time in a man's life is when he is in the red hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable... JOSH BILLINGS To enjoy a good reputation give publicly, and steal privately. JOSH BILLINGS I have never known a person to live to be one hundred and be remarkable for anything else. JOSH BILLINGS In youth we run into difficulties. In old age difficulties run into us. JOSH BILLINGS As long as we are lucky we attribute it to our smartness; our bad luck we give the gods credit for. JOSH BILLINGS If there was no faith there would be no living in this world. We could not even eat hash with any sa... JOSH BILLINGS Forgiveness is the oil of relationships. JOSH MCDOWELL There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness. JOSH BILLINGS It is much easier to repent of sins that we have committed than to repent of those that we intend to... JOSH BILLINGS Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors. JOSH BILLINGS I honestly believe it is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so. JOSH BILLINGS Knowledge is like money: the more he gets, the more he craves. JOSH BILLINGS The trouble with most folks ain't so much their ignorance as knowing so many things that ain't so. JOSH BILLINGS Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal. JOSH BILLINGS There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing. JOSH BILLINGS I don't care how much a person talks, if they only say it in a few words. JOSH BILLINGS Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. JOSH BILLINGS Don't ever prophesy; for if you prophesy wrong, nobody will forget it; and if you prophesy right, no... JOSH BILLINGS Don't put off till tomorrow what can be enjoyed today. JOSH BILLINGS One of the best temporary cures for pride and affection is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit nev... JOSH BILLINGS Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has. JOSH BILLINGS