Michael J. Fox was my idol. I always wanted to be Michael J. Fox.
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MICHAEL J. FOX Discipline is just doing the same thing the right way whether anyone's watching or not.
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MICHAEL J. FOX The more I expect, the more unhappy I am going to be. The more I accept, the more serene I am.
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MICHAEL J. FOX I like to encourage people to realize that any action is a good action if it's proactive and the...
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MICHAEL J. FOX I often say now I don't have any choice whether or not I have Parkinson's, but surrounding t...
MICHAEL J. FOX The oldest form of theater is the dinner table. It's got five or six people, new show every nigh...
MICHAEL J. FOX Life delivered me a catastrophe, but I found a richness of soul.
MICHAEL J. FOX I have no choice about whether or not I have Parkinson's. I have nothing but choices about how I...
MICHAEL J. FOX But the key to our marriage is the capacity to give each other a break. And to realize that it's...
MICHAEL J. FOX Zoos are becoming facsimiles - or perhaps caricatures - of how animals once were in their natural ha...
MICHAEL J. FOX The thing that brings people to wail at a wall, or face Mecca, or to go to church, is a search for t...
MICHAEL J. FOX I am careful not to confuse excellence with perfection. Excellence I can reach for; perfection is Go...
MICHAEL J. FOX There's always failure. And there's always disappointment. And there's always loss. But ...
MICHAEL J. FOX Medical science has proven time and again that when the resources are provided, great progress in th...
MICHAEL J. FOX Humility is always a good thing. It's always a good thing to be humbled by circumstances so you ...
MICHAEL J. FOX Acceptance doesn't mean resignation; it means understanding that something is what it is and tha...
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MICHAEL J. FOX I got sick of turning on the TV and seeing my face.
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MICHAEL J. FOX I am careful not to confuse excellence with perfection. Excellence, I can reach for; perfection is G...
MICHAEL J. FOX One's dignity may be assaulted, vandalized and cruelly mocked, but cannot be taken away unless it is...
MICHAEL J. FOX Teenagers blithely skip off to uncertain futures, while their parents sit weeping curbside in the Vo...
MICHAEL J. FOX If I don't get food in my mouth, I'm still happy. If my pants are round my ankles, as long a...
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MICHAEL J. FOX I mean, I enjoy my work as an actor. But to make a difference in people's lives through advocacy...
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MICHAEL J. FOX My view of life is colored by humor and looking at the best in any situation.
MICHAEL J. FOX I think the scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor.
MICHAEL J. FOX I had all the usual ambition growing up. I wanted to be a writer, a musician, a hockey player. I wan...
MICHAEL J. FOX One's dignity may be assaulted, vandalized and cruelly mocked, but cannot be taken away unless i...
MICHAEL J. FOX Pity is a benign form of abuse.
MICHAEL J. FOX The least amount of judging we can do, the better off we are.
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MICHAEL J. FOX You know what I want? The answer is, I truly don't know what I want. I don't want to do a te...
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MICHAEL J. FOX I am careful not to confuse excellence with perfection. Excellence, I can reach for; perfection is...
MICHAEL J FOX If Spirituality is that you're humble in the face of forces greater than you and you believe those f...
MICHAEL J. FOX I think there's a god and I know it's not me.
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MICHAEL J. FOX By the time I entered high school, I had forsaken academics altogether in favor of my burgeoning act...
MICHAEL J. FOX If I were overweight because I ate too much, I would have far more of a complex. I would know if I j...
MICHAEL J. FOX One's dignity may be assaulted, vandalized and cruelly mocked, but cannot be
taken way unless it is ...
MICHAEL J. FOX The oldest form of theater is the dinner table. It's got five or six people, new show every night, s...
MICHAEL J. FOX The laughs mean more to me than the adoration. If two girls walk up to me and one says 'you're cute'...
MICHAEL J. FOX I've learned some exciting things - mostly, that people really want to help each other; and that...
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MICHAEL J. FOX This is heavy, Doc.
MICHAEL J. FOX The only thing worse than an opportunity you don't deserve is blowing an opportunity.
MICHAEL J. FOX What other people think about me is not my business.
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MICHAEL J. FOX When I was younger, I was always described as happy-go-lucky.
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MICHAEL J. FOX You suffer the blow, but you capitalize on the opportunity left in its wake.
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DAVE KELLETT I was trying to make the web more civil. I was trying to make it more elegant. I got rid of anonymit...
DAVE EGGERS Gang violence in America is not a sudden problem. It has been a part of urban life for years, offeri...
DAVE REICHERT It's all very boring to say that we get along great and all that and sometimes we mock up come a...
DAVE EDMUNDS To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.
DAVE BARRY American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, includi...
DAVE BARRY Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television witho...
DAVE BARRY In terms of personalities - I don't care about the personalities, I want leadership that's i...
DAVE BRAT I became a war hero before going on to critical acclaim as a professional victim.
DAVE PELZER Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.
DAVE BARRY When you please others in hopes of being accepted, you lose you self-worth in the process.
DAVE PELZER Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who re...
DAVE BARRY I work 338 days a year, 16 hours a day.
DAVE PELZER At a family's most difficult time, I want to make sure at a minimum that they have the very basi...
DAVE REICHERT It's tough to go to sleep at night, and I wake up after five hours because I feel like I'm w...
DAVE GROHL I taught myself how to play the guitar, I taught myself how to play the drums, and I kind of fake do...
DAVE GROHL There's poetry in being the band that can sell out Wembley but also makes a record in a garage. ...
DAVE GROHL My mother was a public school teacher in Virginia, and we didn't have any money, we just survive...
DAVE GROHL Through Kurt I saw the beauty of minimalism and the importance of music that's stripped down.
DAVE GROHL Singing into a microphone and learning to play an instrument - learning to do your craft - that'...
DAVE GROHL My songwriting is like extending a hand to the listener.
DAVE GROHL I stopped doing drugs when I was 20. I was finished with drugs before Nirvana even started.
DAVE GROHL