Mick's album was called She's the Boss, which said it all. I've never listened to the entire thing all the way through. Who has? It's like Mein Kampf. Everybody had a copy, but nobody listened to it.

Ask [former Jagger girlfriend] Marianne Faithfull ,

Mick has to get up in the morning with a plan. Who he's going to call, what he's going to eat, where he's going to go. Me, I wake up, praise the Lord, then make sure all the phones are turned off. If we were a mum-and-pop operation, then he'd be Mum.

I'd rather be dead than singing 'Satisfaction' when I'm 45.

Mick Jagger is about as sexy as a pissing toad.

Mick Jagger can't even make a successful solo album, and the Stones are the biggest rock group that ever was.