Microsoft isn't evil, they just make really crappy operating systems.

Facts are the air of scientists. Without them you can never fly.

When you say "I wrote a program that crashed Windows," people just stare at you blankly and say "Hey, I got those with the system, for free."

Software is like sex: it's better when it's free.

The newest computer can merely compound, at speed, the oldest problem in the relations between human beings, and in the end the communicator will be confronted with the old problem, of what to say and how to say it.

A satellite has no conscience.