Middle age is when your age starts to show through your middle… and trust me, MIss, your age doesn’t show in the slightest.
#dean

Not that I can think of. In fact, I have never met anyone who didn’t like gargoyles.

I was a dozy boy; I'd like to have been like James Dean, but I was more Arthur Askey - pathetically rebellious in a cheeky, chappy sort of way.

I am a great believer that anything not expressly forbidden is explicitly allowed.

Does it hurt now?" he asked, his tone rough and seductive.
"No." She shook her head again and sighed, trying to pretend his touch didn't make her uncomfortably wet.
He grinned. "So...what's with the heavy breathing?

Dean Martin is one of my heroes.