Minneapolis has two seasons: Road Removal and Snow Repair.

The snow was piled up about six inches high on the side on the road. We had to go about 25 miles an hour for that entire trip. We didn't get home until about 3 a.m.

The portion of the road still covered with snow is on a north aspect and takes longer to melt off than other parts of the road.

Just because they really are out to get you doesn't mean you aren't paranoid.

Every once in while, a person will do something obvious and direct that is no more than it appears to be. I think they do it to throw you off.

Maybe it's just me, but it seems like when things are going wrong-your wife is ready to leave you, all of your notions about yourself and the world are getting turned around, everything you trusted is becoming questionable-there's nothing like having someone try to kill you to take your mind off your problems.