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RITA RUDNER I've always felt that in a comedy script the stage directions should also have a comedic value. BRUCE ROBINSON I come from an intense family - like, we're just intense people. Not bad people or anything, we ... EMORY COHEN Mostly I want to talk positive; I wanna talk about a bunch of great kids that I coached and made me ... JOE PATERNO She is sugar, curiosity, and rain. E. LOCKHART The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I alwa... DEMETRI MARTIN We, Will Ferrell and I, were approached by Sequoia, which is a big financing firm up in Palo Alto; t... ADAM MCKAY If you look at 'The Best Man,' there's a lot of humor in that, but I never consider that... MALCOLM D. LEE We played with some emotion and I felt really good about that. Offensively, we got some things on tr... BOB HALL But we have all grown up in the Premiership and we always used to talk about that while we were in S... MICHAEL OWEN I was doing a show at the Comedy Store which Eddie Izzard saw, and we chatted for a bit afterwards. ... TREVOR NOAH We all sing about the things we're thinking; musicals are about expressing those emotions that y... ANTHONY HEAD We were always authentic when it came to our style. From when we started to the height of our fame, ... TIONNE WATKINS If we all look at life we think how nice, then we look at death and everybody goes oh you can say th... GARY F EVANS... Cheech and I used to call ourselves musicians; we never called ourselves comedians. We were musician... TOMMY CHONG When someone can, on a worldwide level, make someone laugh, that's power. A lot my heroes - Eddi... TERRY CREWS Here's the thing, with comedy - and I learned this from Will Ferrell - you can't be ashamed.... JOHN C. REILLY Each of us views life through a different lens. What we think is colored by the baggage we carry, an... LAURIE BUCHANAN, PHD I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians.... STEVE MARTIN When I started out modeling, there weren't casting directors and there weren't stylists, so ... NAOMI CAMPBELL We all had jobs that were just fronts. I felt like I was in the mob. I had a job, but that wasn'... JESSICA ST. CLAIR Before the war, my parents were very proud people. They'd always talk about Japan and also about... FRED KOREMATSU If you look at shows like 'Def Comedy Jam' in its heyday, there were so many really funny, t... AISHA TYLER I did six Broadway shows, and I noticed there weren't many female comedians. When I went to a da... RITA RUDNER We came out sluggish but then made a little run at the end of the first half that got us some confid... MARK WINTER The Bible consistently and directly indicates that when we give generously, we're serving, honoring,... CRAIG GROESCHEL I enjoy comedic things. People don't understand it's the hardest thing to do. We have a rati... CHARLES GRODIN 'Allen Gregory' came about because we wanted an animated show and we were just tossing aroun... JONAH HILL A rap is a tweaked version of comedy, because comedy came first. People weren't spitting before ... JAY PHAROAH Food Allergies Are Not Due to Food, Rather Are Due to the Constant Contamination of That Food That Y... THEHEALTHFOODGURU Hunger and homelessness aren't things we always want to talk about. K. A. APPLEGATE I feel that I can't do certain things that have sent to me, scripts, because I think that really... BARBARA BILLINGSLEY I like all kinds of comedy. I like comedy that doesn't talk about real beliefs or serious though... MARIA BAMFORD Isn't it strange that we talk least about the things we think about most? CHARLES LINDBERGH I didn't really like the aloneness of doing stand-up. The comedians by nature weren't very -... STEVE BUSCEMI You're looking for characters to tell particular stories, and then on top of that, you're looking fo... DAVID E. KELLEY Even writing verses from my first album, there were songs that I didn't use because I just felt ... FLEUR EAST The burden of poverty isn't just that you don't always have the things you need: it's th... JAY-Z We just came out and used that as motivation. JAI LEWIS We may claim to believe in God, but we don't want to believe so much that it makes us different. CRAIG GROESCHEL I think that the difference between 'The Sopranos' and the shows that came before it was tha... DAVID CHASE People love photos. Photos originally weren't that big a part of the idea for Facebook, but we j... MARK ZUCKERBERG The island is ours. Here, in some way, we are young forever. E.LOCKHART اگر میخواهید جایی زندگی کنید که مردمش از موش ها نمیترسن... EMILY LOCKHART You hate cake doughnuts." "Of course," says Mirren. "But we didn't get the cake, we got glazed ... E.LOCKHART There are parallel universes in which different events have happened to the same people. An alternat... E. LOCKHEART There is not even a scrabble word for how bad I feel. E. LOCKHEART He was contemplation and enthusiasm. Ambition and strong coffee. E. LOCKHART Johnny, he is bounce, effort, and snark. Mirren, she is sugar, curiosity, and rain. Gat, h... E.LOCKHART Everything doesn't seem like anything when you love someone. Especially when you're young. E. LOCKHART We came out real sluggish on defense. We really refocused (at halftime) and came out and played some... ROCKY PETERSON Small Faces were really a soul band as far as we were concerned. That's what we listened to; tha... IAN MCLAGAN Canada has been a breeding ground for great comedic actors, sketch artists and stand-up comedians. W... HARLAND WILLIAMS I still felt we had some really good music on that record, but it's a shame that we couldn't... MATT CAMERON I'm just observing the world. 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VIN DIESEL I started off at the Second City in Chicago... It's an improvisational theater that ostensibly d... STEPHEN COLBERT Things that break - be they bones, hearts, or promises - can be put back together but will never rea... JODI PICOULT The diversity of America is a strength of the country, and I don't think that we use that. We do... STEVE STOUTE Even after the dehadhyas (the belief that 'I am the body') has gone, people will say, "I saw you eat... DADA BHAGWAN I thought I was going to be a rapper as a kid and used to hop the train down to Jazzy Jeff's stu... TROY CARTER I used to always run off at the mouth and talk about people. I just didn't know that it would ma... D. L. HUGHLEY I think some cases are different than others, but all of the child actors that I have encountered, a... MACKENZIE FOY I'd say Jon Stewart has remained funny the entire time. Jon always makes it funny first. And he&... NORM MACDONALD Most actors will tell you that it takes a while to figure out what you want to be because we just wa... RACHELLE LEFEVRE My siblings and I, we were raised on TV and films. Not a day went by that we weren't watching on... TEDDY SEARS Comedians are sociologists. We're pointing out stuff that the general public doesn't even st... STEVEN WRIGHT You know when you become friends with someone, you don't even remember? When you weren't fri... ALBERT HAMMOND, JR. We came out, played hard and executed our offense real well. We got easy shots. I just real proud of... LEWIS WITCHER I've always played comedy. My background is musical comedy theatre, and that's really where ... CHRISTOPHER WALKEN Defense wins games, and our kids came out with great intensity and we did everything we were suppose... JACK RENTKO Just for fun, I'm really goofy and I would love to do some stupid comedy. I'm talking, like,... JAIMIE ALEXANDER We played with a lot of determination, everyone on the team. We played teams that were more talented... LIZ SHIMEK Money's really - you know, song writing, yes, there's money to be made and things like that.... KID ROCK Because, first of all, we were becoming aware during that tour that there was a group of people that... PHIL LESH We don't have a jewellery background, so we just come up with these things that we wanna wear, t... YOON AHN
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