Mom was adamantly pro-choice. She had a bumper sticker on the car that read If you can't trust me with a choice, how can you trust me with a child? But in her case the choice was to keep me.

Sitting on my stool I thought of a bumper sticker: "If Mean People Suck, Why Isn't My Dick In Your Mouth?

God is love, but Satan does that thing you like with his tongue.

--BUMPER STICKER

I'm not talking about faith in God, I'm talking about faith in Mark Watney

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

For some of those things to be said in a bumper sticker is really disgusting. I think Lubbock is better than that and I think the citizens of Lubbock are much better and see through something like that for what it is.