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Related The rules only applied to people who couldn’t afford different rules. CAMERON STRACHER I'm from Iowa Falls, Iowa. My dad was a small-town lawyer, and my mom was a pharmacist. She work... PATRICK WHITESELL But my mom was a pianist, and she taught piano out of her house. I was just so excited, being a litt... VANESSA CARLTON Molly kept house for him when she was older. But when she was younger, she was quite a rakish young ... LYNNE AMBROSINI I don't believe in regretting - one should try to move on. My mum was good at that. She was deep... ROBERT WINSTON My mom lived by herself with two kids. Sacrifice was the name of the game at our house. VICTOR CRUZ I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES When the company first got started, we were in my mom and dad's house, in 1973, and the office was i... DAVID JAMES And the day came out... the mask was removed... and who was behind it? ... No Face... a pe... DEYTH BANGER Somehow, when she was 13, I convinced her parents to let us take her on the road trips. All the rest... DICK CATRI My mom was afraid of burning, that was her big thing, she didn't want to burn, so she kind of stayed... TIM MCCUNE My mom is one of my role models in a complicated way. I learned from her how to be a good mom. She w... LESLIE MORGAN STEINER When I was 10 years old my mom used to play Tupac while she cleaned the house. SOULJA BOY It shouldn't have mattered, not when Miel and the other girls in his class wore jeans more than they... ANNA-MARIE MCLEMORE I was always going to church with my mom, dad and sister. I was literally raised under the godly inf... BOBBY BOWDEN When I was little, we lived on 8 acres and my mom had a horse. But when I was 7, my mom kicked my da... BONNIE JO CAMPBELL I was born to be funny. BUDDY HACKETT There was once a house built out of memories and inside this house lived a woman called The Memory S... DIRIYE OSMAN I had a woman call me this morning in tears because her daughter was named Katrina, ... and she was ... FRANK LEPORE I don't think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students - they were s... WENDY LIEBMAN I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property... JOAN RIVERS There was always music in our home. My mom and my dad loved music. I remember when we were kids we w... QUEEN LATIFAH My mom was a professional fitness competitor, so I go into the gym with her. I train with my dad and... BOOBOO STEWART The first seven years of my life, me, my mom and dad and my four older siblings lived in a suburb of... ERIK HASSLE My mother's husband died when I was 4, and I thought he was my dad until I was 15 and found out that... ORLANDO BLOOM My mother was the first woman in the county in Indiana where we were born, in Jay County, to have a ... TWYLA THARP At one point, my house was a school for autistic children. I opened up my doors to about 30 kids and... JENNY MCCARTHY When my grandma passed away, the one person I prayed for was my mom. I just hope that she finds peac... KENDRA WILKINSON My mom was a professional. My dad and mom met each other in a movie called 'New Faces of 1937.... ALBERT BROOKS When I was growing up, there were two things that were unpopular in my house. One was me, and the ot... BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN I have three older brothers, and we all have different combinations of parents. My father was the be... INARA GEORGE She was there when her mom died. She saw what happened to her mom. COLIN ANDERSON It was definitely a part of our life. I mean, my mom had both her brothers and her fiancee in Vietna... VANESSA KERRY I never saw my grandfather because he had died before I was born, but I have good memories of my gra... JOHN NASH I never saw my grandfather because he had died before I was born, but I have good memories of my gra... JOHN FORBES NASH, JR. I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one e... RACHEL DRATCH I thought she was older. She was big for her age. So, I asked her to carry my books. CHARLES MELLOR I noticed that when my daughter was born, my son really, really liked her. But then as she started g... GENE LUEN YANG I was unable to visit her in the hospital because I had things keeping me busy here. The first day s... JOSHUA BOBB First, I wanted to be Chris Farley. When I was growing up, Chris Farley was still on the stages and ... JAKE JOHNSON My mom had me at 16 and took me every place she went. I remember going on peace marches. She tried t... DEBI MAZAR She started yelling and screaming. She didn't want to go. My dad returned her to custody up here (in... HEATHER BISHOP My dad was born in Haiti, and my mom was born in Tunisia. She is the daughter of a white French woma... CECILE MCLORIN SALVANT I had a friend, Melissa, who was 28 years old. She was my best friend's wife, and she was my wif... JASON ALDEAN I was suffering a divorce, and I was very unhappy because my children were very young. It hit me whe... CAROLL SPINNEY I was born in Fayette County, over in Lexington, Kentucky, but I was raised most of my life in Paint... CHRIS STAPLETON But pain may be a gift to us. Remember, after all, that pain is one of the ways we register in memor... SUE MILLER What I wrote... wasn't crazy... or a bullshit... or nonsense... it was what I saw! DEYTH BANGER It's so funny because my mom is Thai and my dad is this big American guy - and our food tastes w... CHRISSY TEIGEN He was so proud when she graduated from college. He was so proud to give her away [at her wedding]. GAYLE CARRICO I grew up in the Alps and France, and Barbie was my first exposure to the American woman. For me she... CATHERINE MALANDRINO Even as a little girl, my mom never wanted me to watch BET, but when I was at my grandparents' h... WINNIE HARLOW So many people got us through the loss, ... Certainly beginning with family on all sides, tremendous... MARY BONO It was the late '70s when my parents met. My dad was a lighting director for a soap opera, and m... MEGHAN MARKLE When you're the youngest and the only boy, you get spoilt but you get told you're spoilt so ... EDDIE MARSAN I finally was able to get my mom on her cell phone last night, ... She told me everybody was OK and ... MARCUS JOHNSON I was at Home Depot with my dad looking for paint when I got the call to open for Taylor Swift. That... CHARLIE WORSHAM My mom's reaction was the funniest. I told her I was playing in the All-Star game and she said 'why?... JIMMY ROY Starting at age four, my mom decided that she was not going to have an idle child in the house. So I... CHANDRA WILSON I was always fast; I was always racing guys that were older than me and beating them, so I always ha... ADRIAN PETERSON She hugged me and she was crying really hard, more than I was. She was a little sick today and she t... IVICA KOSTELIC When you're 6 years old and you're in my house, you're a scout automatically, ... My dad was involve... IAN ROSENBERGER Maybe real-life Mom didn't vacuum the house flawlessly arrayed in pearls and a pleated shirt like th... ANDREW KLAVAN The bulkheads were close together, the ceilings low above their helmets. Not much space in there to ... CHRISTINA ENGELA You kids were all in college, and I suddenly saw that I was stuck alone with a man who, all those ye... BARBARA DELINSKY Loving her was a labyrinth of entanglement. Just when you felt you were breaking through, she would ... LAUREN VALENCIA My mother was a working woman, and I was alone a lot. So I wanted to be a stay-at-home mom. DONNA KARAN I realized my family was funny, because nobody ever wanted to leave our house. ANTHONY ANDERSON I got him in the office and got her on the speaker phone. I was at my wit's end with him. I was read... DAVE MAGARITY I asked him to say hi to my mom to prove he was there, and he was really great and nice and talked t... SASHA COHEN My parents stood still. It was like we were on two separate islands. Mom and Dad were on one, and I ... JENELLE JACK PIERRE My mom and dad were divorced, and although they got along very well, my mom thought American televis... JOSS WHEDON My older sister was at the cusp of new wave, and I had older brothers from my father's first mar... PAUL THOMAS ANDERSON My dad was an absentee dad, so it was always important to me that I was part of my daughter's li... SAMUEL L. JACKSON Mom and Dad were married 64 years. And if you wondered what their secret was, you could have asked t... MITT ROMNEY I just took her heart away from her right away. I was doing the feints, trying to get her out of her... JAIME CLAMPITT When Jessica was 5, I put her on my old mare, Crystal, and she learned to ride on her. KATIE BROWN She was disoriented. She really needed rehab. She was doing 'blows' [heroin]. She left my house when... MARGARET COLEMAN Dad was the pitching coach, while Mom was the emotional supporter. Her unconditional love was great,... JENNIE FINCH I met Gemma, my wife, when she was 12. She had a schoolgirl crush on me and her dad had arranged for... GARY NUMAN I remember when I watched 'Hellraiser' with my mother. She cried when she saw my name in the... CLIVE BARKER Mum was an amazing parent and my best pal. The tragedy of it, really, was that she died from breast ... ROBERT WEBB Dad was the first man I fell in love with. He was a very funny man. He grew up in the East End of Lo... PATSY KENSIT My mother was a dramatic and egocentric person, and she died before my father, who died of Alzheimer... SUE MILLER From the first day I met her, she was the only woman to me. Every day of that voyage I loved her mor... ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE My mom is from Texas, but I was raised in Florida. KATE UPTON My mom says I was born screaming. ELLE KING I did grow up poor. My mom managed to get a job as a custodian at our church, and it was really just... CRYSTAL BOWERSOX The little five year old who's at my house was very upset, worried about her toy kitty cat and where... DEBBIE PEHLKE In the short summer night she learned so much. She would have thought a woman would have died of sha... D.H. LAWRENCE My first role was in a Nativity play. My mom was playing Mary, and I was crying backstage, so she br... MORENA BACCARIN She was talking a lot of stuff about my mom. She pushed me, I hit her and it was done. CHRISTI NARDOZZI When my father died, my mother came back from being Mrs. Birkin to being Judy Campbell. She was a st... JANE BIRKIN Well I was eight years old, and I have an older cousin who is three years older than me and she was ... HAILEE STEINFELD She filled her house with blacks, and white parsons who went around preaching Jesus was a revolution... NADINE GORDIMER At night I told myself a story, wordless, inside my head, one I liked far better than those in my bo... ALICE HOFFMAN There was a modeling agency in my little town where I got my start, but the opportunity came to work... JULIA VOTH My mom was truly an iconic figure, a great journalist and a pioneering woman who died at 54 of cance... DAVID FRUM Me and Luke are fraternity brothers. Luke Bryan was already in Nashville when I got to college. He h... COLE SWINDELL My mother died of cystic fibrosis before I knew her. I was two years old, and I don't remember h... JOHN LLOYD YOUNG
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DAVID CRYSTAL The story of English spelling is the story of thousands of people - some well-known, most totally un... DAVID CRYSTAL Something special for him but also to show the community that this was a marine who was proud to ser... CRYSTAL MERILLAT Likewise, there is no evidence that texting teaches people to spell badly: rather, research shows th... DAVID CRYSTAL Everybody is OK, but since it is a deputy who is involved and we have shots fired, we have to do a f... CRYSTAL CANDY Even if most days can’t be half as good as today, it’s days like this that make it all worth it. CRYSTAL WOODS When we drove up to the cemetery that night, it was just like he had been killed all over again. CRYSTAL MERILLAT Certainly this is a public affairs school, and he's a former president, but I think he really excite... CRYSTAL JONES She tore the ACL in January, and was back in the team camp in June. That was an inspiration to the o... CRYSTAL WILLIAMS He used various techniques, including having other people distract the employees. He'd then go in an... CRYSTAL CANDY When she woke up happy, I said it worked he's like I guess it did, we couldn't believe it. CRYSTAL JASKULA Right now, I don't know how we gonna get through it. I mean, we're together, we trying to console on... CRYSTAL JARVIS My mom lived off the canal of a river, ... It looked like a bomb went off. I never thought it was go... CRYSTAL DAVIS We had no employees. He taught me how to drive a forklift. CRYSTAL GOMEZ It was them getting the ball to Davenport. We couldn't stop her. CRYSTAL SMITH They're becoming vicious. But it's not because they're hungry and they want to eat people. They're s... CRYSTAL SMITH She challenges me and at the same time I challenge her, ... She's making me better she's actually on... CRYSTAL SMITH We're just all sisters, CRYSTAL SMITH I was nervous about the change in the enrollment standards. CRYSTAL SMITH I want to let women know what they can expect, and that it is okay to feel confused, exhausted and o... CRYSTAL SMITH Where's our little baby who was so happy to be awake? CRYSTAL JASKULA I finally gave in today. Admitting that I haven't been able to do it alone, that's defeat right? But... CRYSTAL WOODS They probably didn't want to put the generator outside for fear it would be stolen. CRYSTAL HOLMES I hope this event helps me with my problems of going nuts about the things I want. CRYSTAL SMITH There should be some good teams up there — Woodrow Wilson and Spring Valley come to mind right off... CRYSTAL HACKNEY I've noticed if you're a pug owner, you're pug-crazy. CRYSTAL KEY I know you think I'm crazy. Maybe that's because I am. About life, about this moment, about you. CRYSTAL WOODS Even before we met and long after we're both gone, my heart lives inside of yours. I'm forever and e... CRYSTAL WOODS I'm such a strong human being. I amaze myself even. If only you knew what I've been up against, you'... CRYSTAL WOODS At this point, it appears to be a random act, and while nothing has been ruled out, it does not appe... CRYSTAL CANDY He fully confessed to all these thefts and said it was because he had a crack cocaine habit. In fact... CRYSTAL CANDY I tried to enroll her in tutoring last year, and it was quite expensive. She had a lot of problems i... CRYSTAL SMITH Some of the kids right now are out there on the street now. Some of them are in the penitentiary, so... CRYSTAL MOORE There really is a lack of information about this phase in a woman's life, CRYSTAL SMITH Getting buried alive will always be my claim to fame. CRYSTAL CHAPPELL Love was not in it for me at first. I dated guys because of the way they looked. And then I began to... CRYSTAL WATERS Do you know what i hate? I hate people who hides behind GOD, it doesn't matter how much u pray or fa... CRYSTAL DEONARINE It went down pretty quick. The metal was so weak. As they were putting it out, it crumbled. CRYSTAL HALL Everything was gone or ruined, ... There were pine tree limbs going through the top of the kitchen i... CRYSTAL DAVIS