Money — the root of all evil.... Man needs roots.

Money doesn't sleep.

Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.

Money is like manure: It's not worth anything unless you spread it around.

Money can't buy real friendship—friendship must be earned. Money can't buy a clear conscience—square dealing is the price tag. Money can't buy the glow of good health—right living is the secret. Money can't buy happiness—happiness is a mental condition and one may be as happy in a cottage as in a mansion. Money can't buy sunsets, songs of wild birds and the music of the wind in the trees—these are as free as the air we breath. Money can't buy inward peace—peace is the result of a constructive philosophy in life. Money can't buy a good character—good character is achieved through decent habits of private living and wholesome dealings in our open contacts with our fellow men.

Money can't buy happiness, but it does quiet the nerves.