Money has no moral opinions.

You must never throw away things that are worth good money.

Twenty years ago I wanted to move to a nice place so our Charley would grow up a nice boy and learn a profession. But instead we live in a jungle, so he can only be a wild animal. D'you think I picked the East Side like Columbus picked America?

If you don't get killed, it's a lucky day for anybody.

A holiday is when you celebrate something that's all finished up, that happened a long time ago and now there's nothing left to celebrate but the dead.

A man could spend the rest of his life trying to remember what he shouldn't have said.