Money is like manure: if you don't spread it around, nothing grows.
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Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.
J. PAUL GETTY Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.
JEAN PAUL GETTY Money is like manure: It's not worth anything unless you spread it around.
ANONYMOUS Money is like manure. If you spread it around it does a lot of good. But if you pile it up in one pl...
JR. MURCHISON Money is like manure. If you spread it around it does a lot of good. But if you pile it up in one ...
JR. MURCHISON Money is like manure. If you spread it around it does a lot of good. But if you pile it up in one pl...
JUNIOR MURCHISON money is like manure; it's not worth a thing unless it's spread around encouraging young things to g...
HARTFORD COURANT Money is like manure, of very little use except it be spread.
FRANCIS BACON Money is like manure, of very little use except it be spread.
FRANCIS BACON SR. Knowledge, like money and muck (manure), serves us best when spread evenly.
STUART AKEN You can't change nothing unless you want to change it, and then if you don't like whatever s...
BLAC CHYNA If you have been touched by the success fairy, people think you know why. People think success breed...
MERYL STREEP If you don't have integrity, you have nothing. You can't buy it. You can have all the money ...
HENRY KRAVIS If you have money and you have fame, but you don't have any confidence in your blackness, then i...
PAUL MOONEY I don't feel like sitting around doing nothing would benefit me.
CALVIN JOHNSON It's really kind of hard to be a suburb of nothing. If you don't have a downtown, you really...
ED MCMAHON If you don't suffer, you don't get anything. Nothing easy in life.
BIKRAM CHOUDHURY Money is worth nothing if it can't buy you the opportunity to love more.
OPRAH WINFREY If you don't like what you're doing, then don't do it.
RAY BRADBURY International affairs is very much run like the mafia. The godfather does not accept disobedience, e...
NOAM CHOMSKY If we don't fear God, it's because we don't know God.
CRAIG GROESCHEL If you don't like my announcing, you don't like me.
JOHNNY MILLER Life is like a trumpet - if you don't put anything into it, you don't get anything out of it...
WILLIAM CHRISTOPHER HANDY I want money; I just don't want that money lying around.
NATHAN KIRSH Money is nothing really worth squabbling about. This is what puts people six feet under. You know, I...
BURT SHAVITZ Education is a continual process, it's like a bicycle... If you don't pedal you don't go...
GEORGE WEAH That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset some...
LEWIS BLACK If you don't like the President, it costs you 90 bucks to fly to Washington to picket. If you do...
ED KOCH If you wanna know how not secure you are, just take a look around. Nothing's secure. Nothing'...
FRED DURST After boarding school in Switzerland, at, like, 14 or 15, my life clicked, and I just realized, '...
ALBERT HAMMOND, JR. You don't need money to be free. You can just say if you don't need stuff, you're always...
MALIK BENDJELLOUL I don't do anything just 'cause nothing else is happening, or for money.
LA INDIA A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
BOB HOPE I'm my own artist, and I see artists as movies. No one should try to change them for anything. I...
ZEDD New York can get on top of you if you don't have much money, but if you have money, it's kin...
DOUGLAS BRUNT If there's not enough money in the bank account, you don't spend it.
CHARLES SCHWAB If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude.
MAYA ANGELOU Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Fig...
MICHAEL JORDAN If you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don't have integrity, nothing else matters.
HARVEY MACKAY If you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don't have integrity, nothing else matters.
ALAN K. SIMPSON In pursuit of money, man descends to the level of the beast. Money is of the nature of manure. Piled...
ATHARVA VEDA As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, t...
MOLLY IVINS Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here firs...
MARK TWAIN If you don't like my movies, don't watch them.
DARIO ARGENTO The scary thing is that players have a one-upsmanship about money; they sign a contract and they lik...
JOE GREENE You don't have to be a rock star - if you don't like the situation you're in, you don...
MACY GRAY I know actors come around and they always talk like that, but I don't do publicity if I don'...
BARBARA HERSHEY If you don't like it, learn to love it!
RIC FLAIR It's easier to change what you do than people think it is. If you don't change, your field c...
WALTER GILBERT I think that nothing is impossible when you want to fulfill a dream. A lot of people will tell you t...
THALIA The world is a beautiful place
to be born into
if you don't mind happiness
not always...
LAWRENCE FERLINGHETTI What I don't like so much is people who - how do you say this? - who make judgments over the gen...
JOHN DE MOL, JR. If you don't like me, it's your problem.
KAT DENNINGS If you don't like public service, don't run for office.
ELIZABETH ESTY If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
J. PAUL GETTY You don't spread democracy with a barrel of a gun.
HELEN THOMAS If you don't think it.
You'll never do it!
ANTHONY T. HINCKS The two things that can hurt you are if you need money or if you need fame. Those are the things tha...
DANA CARVEY If you don't like the way the Atlanta Braves are playing then you don't like baseball.
CHUCK TANNER I don't think anyone should be banned. If you don't like a book, set it aside.
VIKRAM SETH You get nothing done if you don't listen to each other.
BARBARA BUSH Winning is obviously the biggest thing. Because if you don't win, nothing really matters. You ca...
J. R. SMITH Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody'...
SATCHEL PAIGE Live like you'll die tomorrow, work like you don't need the money, and dance like nobody'...
BOB FOSSE If you don't find time to meditate and get all that negative out, and if you don't have the ...
NATE DIAZ Don't cling to fame. You're just borrowing it. It's like money. You're going to die,...
SONNY BONO If you wanna cross somebody, then do that. Don't act like it wasn't you.
SUGE KNIGHT Success is nothing if you don't have the right people to share it with; you're just gonna en...
SELENA GOMEZ My standard comment is, 'If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act ...
MATT GROENING You have to get up and plant the seed and see if it grows, but you can't just wait around, you h...
BOOTSY COLLINS I feel like every role you take, there's a part of you that obviously feels like you can do it. ...
MILA KUNIS The health insurance industry does not like to pay out claims, because they don't make money. Th...
MICHAEL MOORE It doesn't matter how much wisdom you have. If you don't have position, you have nothing. Th...
RAHUL GANDHI Awards mean absolutely nothing if you don't get it. If you do get it, they're the best thing...
MADS MIKKELSEN Don't let nobody tell you that you can't do it. Love what you do until you don't love it...
FETTY WAP I don't like begging money from producers.
DAVID BYRNE History not used is nothing, for all intellectual life is action, like practical life, and if you do...
ARNOLD J. TOYNBEE Your children can be around you all day, but if you don't spend quality time with them and you d...
BRANDY NORWOOD I don't believe in guilty pleasures. If you enjoy something, there's nothing guilty about it...
BUSY PHILIPPS If that doomsday scenario happens, will it help if you have heaps of paper money? I don't think ...
BJORN ULVAEUS I have no great desire to play a great role. You can't make quality on TV anyway. It's alway...
WAYNE ROGERS Don't cry about money, it never cries for you.
KEVIN O'LEARY Don't cry about money, it never cries for you.
KEVIN O'LEARY If you don't exercise, you don't stay strong. I like to work with talented people.
WILLIAM HURT Putting on a movie is like going to war - for me, at least. It's all about time; time is money, ...
LEE DANIELS I can't bear it that Douglas isn't still here.
LALLA WARD Everybody likes money. I like money. I need money to survive. But I don't love money. Money is n...
RAFAEL DOS ANJOS I don't have people following me around, like bodyguards. I don't know how people live like ...
ANTHONY HOPKINS Really, I don't care if people think I'm too skinny. This is my body. If they don't like...
ELLEN POMPEO If saving money is wrong, I don't want to be right!
WILLIAM SHATNER Don't build a glass house if you're worried about saving money on heating.
PHILIP JOHNSON Texting is not flirting, if you don't care about me enough to say the words than that's not ...
LAUREN GRAHAM The First Amendment says nothing about your getting paid for saying anything. It just says you can s...
PENN JILLETTE If America don't come around, we're gonna' burn it down.
H. RAP BROWN I don't like men who blow-dry their hair. If you are a man and you blow-dry your hair, then I do...
JACK DEE I don't really have a lot of fun playing just straight good guys. It's not my thing. It'...
DENIS LEARY I don't know if it's the sunshine, or the fact that I actually have a job, but I do like L.A...
RICH SOMMER You get to the point where you're like, 'I'm just doing me, and if people don't like...
BEBE REXHA If you don't like how things are, change it! You're not a tree.
JIM ROHN We don't appreciate what we have until it's gone. Freedom is like that. It's like air. W...
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This has made a lot of people...
DOUGLAS ADAMS I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
DOUGLAS ADAMS I really didn't foresee the Internet. But then, neither did the computer industry. Not that that tel...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Computers don't kill books; people do.
DOUGLAS RUSHKOFF I am convinced that grandkids are inherently evil people who tell their grandparents to "just go to ...
SCOTT DOUGLAS I'd take the awe of understanding over the awe of ignorance any day.
DOUGLAS ADAMS It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount ...
DOUGLAS ADAMS The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
DOUGLAS ADAMS For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins...
DOUGLAS ADAMS I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
DOUGLAS ADAMS If life is going to exist in a Universe of this size, then the one thing it cannot afford to have is...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses have been specially designed to help people...
DOUGLAS ADAMS In many of the more relaxed civilizations on the Outer Eastern Rim of the Galaxy, the Hitch-Hiker's ...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Could be. I’m a pretty dangerous dude when I’m cornered.”
“Yeah,” said the voice from...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Don't Panic.
DOUGLAS ADAMS Don't you understand that we need to be childish in order to understand? Only a child sees things wi...
DOUGLAS ADAMS All you really need to know for the moment is that the universe is a lot more complicated than you m...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Beethoven tells you what it's like to be Beethoven and Mozart tells you what it's like to be human. ...
DOUGLAS ADAMS Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may ...
DOUGLAS ADAMS The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet g...
DOUGLAS ADAMS