Money, like vodka, turns a person into an eccentric.

Wine and tobacco destroy the individuality. After a cigar or a glass of vodka you are no longer Peter Sorin, but Peter Sorin plus somebody else. Your ego breaks in two: you begin to think of yourself in the third person.

When an actor has money he doesn't send letters, he sends telegrams.

When an actor has money he doesn't send letters, he sends telegrams.

I promise to be an excellent husband, but give me a wife who, like the moon, will not appear every day in my sky.

A fiance is neither this nor that: he's left one shore, but not yet reached the other.