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THEO JAMES Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
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SAM SIMON Most adults, unlike most children, understand the difference between a book that will hold them spel...
MARK HADDON We know that in our free market economy some will prosper more than others. What we don't accept...
JULIAN CASTRO I came up poor. My mother only had a fourth-grade education. My dad didn't have any education at...
EVANDER HOLYFIELD We are giving the voter a chance to elect people they know so that people will get more involved in ...
HUSSEIN HINDAWI With hindsight, we see that the Soviet Union never had a chance of world domination, but we didn'...
KEN FOLLETT New Yorkers aren't that friendly, but they're still pretty friendly, and they're hardwor...
KRISTAPS PORZINGIS Devo and The Cramps didn't get big until they went to New York City. Chrissie Hynde didn't g...
DAN AUERBACH Does anybody really think that they didn't get what they had because they didn't have the ta...
NELSON MANDELA He had a lot of talent, but didn't have much dedication, wasn't organized, didn't know h...
JACK NICKLAUS You can't learn to write in college. It's a very bad place for writers because the teachers ...
RAY BRADBURY One thing New Yorkers do embrace is the sight of young players giving everything they have. That's w...
HUGH JESSIMAN Millennials give comics the kind of adulation past generations reserved for musicians. We respect La...
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BILL ENGVALL I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens.
RIP TAYLOR Like so many American families, our families weren't asking for much. They didn't begrudge a...
MICHELLE OBAMA I did six internships, even though I was only allowed to do one. I had a paper with my advisor's...
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LAURIE KRAMER I definitely feel sorry more people don't get to see my films. They aren't inaccessible, and...
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KIRAN MAZUMDAR-SHAW They don't show Olympic boxing on TV in prime time. They haven't done that since 1988. In 19...
EVANDER HOLYFIELD I've worked with Bette Davis, John Wayne, Jimmy Stewart, Henry Fonda. Here's the thing they ...
RON HOWARD In fact, I really didn't get enthused about his Secretary of State race until I attended a coupl...
BIRCH BAYH Thinking of that movie 'The Artist'; if anyone ever needed to reach anyone, I'm just thi...
EDY GANEM I've got more freckles than just about anybody. My children didn't get them, thankfully. The...
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PETE ROSE It's so much harder to keep your clothes on than take them off in this business. Even in Exotica...
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BILLY WILLIAMS On our swim team, they had something called the 'developmental meet.' I didn't know it w...
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JON STEWART I'd say Jon Stewart has remained funny the entire time. Jon always makes it funny first. And he&...
NORM MACDONALD I'm hungrier than all of them. They didn't put in the effort that I did to get the title. So...
STIPE MIOCIC I was growing up in the 50's and 60's. Back then they didn't even know what dyslexia was...
CAITLYN JENNER An investment said to have an 80% chance of success sounds far more attractive than one with a 20% c...
DANIEL KAHNEMAN I didn't want to play it boring and safe. I also didn't want to innovate too much. Second al...
KANYE WEST More women than men graduate in media studies. They don't know how to find a fixer; they don'...
ANNE SEBBA A lot of Polish and Russian Jews had this experience: they would emigrate, thinking they were on the...
ROSEMARY MAHONEY Sometimes there's a snobbery among literary types that these people don't really get it, but...
IRVINE WELSH I remember, growing up as a kid, history class was very washed-over. They didn't really get into...
ALDIS HODGE Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know.
DANIEL J. BOORSTIN You can't let players do what they wish and be professional. That's a fact. As for the team,...
BRYAN ROBSON I didn't want to turn into Martha Stewart. I wanted to turn into a more organized, more gracious...
JEN LANCASTER I've met people who didn't even know there was a Calvin Klein; they thought it was just the ...
CALVIN KLEIN You get a bad review with a novel, and it hurts. But I imagine if you get a bad review with a memoir...
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TIM HOWARD I can't imagine Jon Cryer performing with the New York Philharmonic isn't one of the signs o...
JON CRYER I'm not a writer. I know a lot of writers; I know a handful of really excellent, great ones, and...
DAVID SMALL People didn't think animals thought or remembered or had minds! They most certainly do: any pet ...
ELIZABETH MARSHALL THOMAS If you aren't born here, to be a real New Yorker, you have to bring your talent, be a successful...
DANIEL BOULUD I've had some of the best craft services on independent movies, actually, because they get more ...
JENNIFER BEALS Jon Hamm is such an amazing co-star. He used to set the tune of the scenes so easily, and in his fre...
MADHUR MITTAL They spend an awful lot of money on I-don't-know-what in Hollywood movies; I certainly didn'...
ADAM GARCIA My parents didn't know much science; in fact, they didn't know science at all. But they coul...
NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON I think that Shake Shack wouldn't exist had it not been for Twitter. I don't think you would...
DANNY MEYER I always thought Jon Stewart was an extremely good surgeon with his scalpel. He would have Republica...
GREG GUTFELD I watch Jon Stewart because I need to laugh. Otherwise, life gets too serious. Besides that, I don...
BRUCE LIPTON After adding trillions to the debt on big-government policies most Americans didn't ask for and ...
MITCH MCCONNELL People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sha...
DAVID LETTERMAN I'm tough, and you know what? New Yorkers deserve that. They work head, they fight it out, they ...
CHRISTINE QUINN I get such joy out of performing for people, and you can tell whether they like you or they don'...
DARLENE LOVE Even though I love my mother, I didn't want to make an idealized portrait of her. I'm fascin...
PEDRO ALMODOVAR During the run up to the Iraq War, Mike Farrell and I did get on television kind of frequently, but ...
JAMES CROMWELL Ukraine had quite serious impact on the many Russians. They could see that ordinary people in Ukrain...
GARRY KASPAROV I didn't know a single person who had ever been there. I wasn't even sure how to spell Chech...
ANTHONY MARRA If you look at movies with Cary Grant or Jimmy Stewart and all the rest of it, none of them looks li...
TOM CONTI Many immigrants do not talk about what they endured back home. They were fleeing that world, and whe...
ISABEL WILKERSON People [from New Orleans] are still living in shelters or with relatives. How can they have Internet...
FLORENCE ROBINSON I didn't have a thing to do with picking a coach, and didn't want to. But I didn't think...
BEAR BRYANT We think that in general terms New Yorkers are adapting, which is not a surprise to us but it's alwa...
JARROD BERNSTEIN I'm more relaxed. I know I have difficulties with some verbs. But if they get me, they get me. A...
THALIA Directors didn't know what to do with me in college. I didn't really sound like a belter. I ...
JESSIE MUELLER I love the honesty of New Yorkers. When a New Yorker says 'let's do lunch,' they actuall...
SHERRI SHEPHERD Cell phones were more popular in Cambodia and Uganda because they didn't have phones. We had pho...
NICHOLAS NEGROPONTE I got the chance to be the secretary of state; I'm an international relations specialist. It doe...
CONDOLEEZZA RICE I had maybe watched 'The Apprentice' a couple of times. I didn't know that in later seas...
NAOMI KLEIN It's great fun that my grandkids get to see the costumes in 'Alice in Wonderland' or a d...
COLLEEN ATWOOD Beware prejudices. They are like rats, and men's minds are like traps; prejudices get in easily,...
FRANCIS JEFFREY You know, people think I named myself Meat Loaf, even though I didn't. And they think anyone who...
MEAT LOAF I don't know of any cases where as a result of religious precepts a population have found themse...
MARVIN HARRIS Everybody would grab a guitar and listen to somebody else and call themselves a folk singer. When th...
BROWNIE MCGHEE I didn't want to be thirtysomething and not know what I was going to do. I was quite afraid of t...
STELLA MCCARTNEY Our show was - it remained - you know, kids could watch it and laugh at it. And they wouldn't kn...
RUE MCCLANAHAN Sigmund Freud was a novelist with a scientific background. He just didn't know he was a novelist...
JOHN IRVING The big compliment came from the beer drinkers who didn't know me. They wouldn't drink or mo...
ETHEL WATERS The thought of playing a New York detective scared the hell out of me. I didn't know if people w...
CHARLOTTE ROSS I know I had been successful in football. I had been successful in broadcasting. I didn't think ...
PAT SUMMERALL I want people who have received a diagnosis of Hepatitis C to know that they didn't just receive...
MELODY BEATTIE I don't like games. You're robbing the precious time of children to be children. They need t...
HAYAO MIYAZAKI Greenwich Village always had its share of mind readers, but there are many more these days, and they...
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JAM MASTER JAY When eventually I started to act a bit more, I realised that circus school had taught me something t...
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I'm sorry, what was that la...
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JON STEWART I can't emphasize this enough.
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JON STEWART Too Late
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JON STEWART How come they are the most excited people here? That's how you pick up an Oscar.
JON STEWART That's how you accept an Oscar.
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JON STEWART I feel your scorn and I accept it.
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JON FAVREAU I'm not going chic, I swear. The geek endures. But, I mean, a snazzy cool suit looks good.
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JON PORTER When Iron Man's flying, we'd send real planes up to do the choreography so that we'd get...
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JON MEACHAM People selling content internationally need to be highly focused on selling the right product to the...
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JON FISHMAN I was born in March 1949, a post war baby boomer.
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JON KRAKAUER Happiness [is] only real when shared
JON KRAKAUER It's not always necessary to be strong, but to feel strong.
JON KRAKAUER You can lay down and die, or you can get up and fight, but that's it -- there's no turning back.
JON ENGLISH Yeah, that's the ticket.
JON LOVITZ I can't read lips unless they're touching mine.
JON TROAST James Taylor may be an all-American boy but he isn't Horatio Alger, and the lionizing of many ro...
JON LANDAU Words without deeds is an affront to the principle that guides our Nation and makes a mockery of the...
JON CORZINE Some people think we're adrift without any guidelines. I don't. I think we've had instru...
JON VOIGHT I would still rather be in Silicon Alley. I like the West Coast also, but it's sort of fragmente...
JON ORINGER I am a huge admirer of Franklin Roosevelt's, and I believe social security has done untold good ...
JON MEACHAM Among the many problems with taking the Bible literally is it reduces the most mysterious and comple...
JON MEACHAM Goats are the cable talk show panelists of the animal world, ready at a moment's notice to inter...
JON KATZ One wonders whether the Obama re-election campaign may be on the right track as it seeks to apply th...
JON MEACHAM 'Sing It Again Rod' touches all the solo bases since Stewart's departure from the Jeff B...
JON LANDAU I like hearing fiddles, steel guitar, acoustics up loud - really rock & roll stuff but with a co...
JON PARDI If a person is homosexual by nature - that is, if one's sexuality is as intrinsic a part of one&...
JON MEACHAM If I were in a situation where I had to meet a pack of wolves and my family is with me, I'm goin...
JON SEDA I like San Francisco, but I don't think I'd want to work in Palo Alto. It seems like a prett...
JON ORINGER When I went to Everest, I underestimated things. I just didn't know what altitude could do. Or t...
JON KRAKAUER With tens of thousands of patients dying every year from preventable medical errors, it is imperativ...
JON PORTER Some people say that their pets will tell them when it's time to go. I don't believe that. N...
JON KATZ A border collie named Orson inspired me to buy a 110-acre farm with four barns and a sheep. That led...
JON KATZ If you're going to love animals and have a life with them, the odds are you're going to lose...
JON KATZ Some rescue groups are highly organized, experienced, well-funded, nearly professional. Others are s...
JON KATZ It's easy to see why dog rescue is a mushrooming culture. Turning a troubled person's life a...
JON KATZ Lifetime dogs intersect with our lives with particular impact; they're dogs we love in especiall...
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