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More things in politics happen by accident or exhaustion than happen by conspiracy.


Jeff Greenfield

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DAN KING an accident waiting to happen.
ALAN GREENSPAN You begin by always expecting good things to happen
TOM HOPKINS You begin by always expecting good things to happen.
TOM HOPKINS We will not just stand by and let things happen.
ERIC SANDGREN Things we do not expect, happen more frequently than we wish.
PLAUTUS Things we do not expect, happen more frequently than we wish.
TITUS MACCIUS PLAUTUS World events do not occur by accident. They are made to happen, whether it is to do with national is...
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ARA PARSEGHIAN Things which you do not hope happen more frequently than things which you do hope.
TITUS MACCIUS PLAUTUS Sometimes the things that do not quite happen in your life count for more than the things that do.
FREDERICK BUECHNER I'm always surprised by things that happen to my work.
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DICK ARMEY Bad things happen when problems are protected by a force field of tediousness.
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DAVID ARCHULETA Once I set my mind towards something, it's going to happen. By hook or by crook.
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ANDONI GARCIA Our culture is more shaped by the arts and humanities than it often is by politics.
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BILLY BUTLER I think that things happen for a reason.
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NOAM CHOMSKY Nobody wants to be liable for any kind of accident that might happen to them.
WILL MOORE If you don't make things happen then things will happen to you.
ROBERT COLLIER Things might happen for a reason. But could you please explain me the reason why they happen?
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BRIAN MCQUEEN They're spending more money than ever to make that happen.
AMANDA DODSON Don’t wait for things to happen. Make them happen.
ROY BENNETT Don’t wait for things to happen. Make them happen.
ROY T. BENNETT The things that happen to me just make me more me.
JOSHILYN JACKSON I have noticed that when things happen in one's imaginings, they never happen in one's life.
DODIE SMITH When you're true to who you are, amazing things happen.
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JEFF NICHOLS The basic social contract is that citizens agree to follow the law, pay their taxes, and devote thei...
JEFF SESSIONS The enemies of freedom are waging an all-out assault on the Second Amendment to the Constitution, wh...
JEFF DUNCAN I've always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see...
JEFF DUNHAM