Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of witnesses.

Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of a witness.

Life is something that happens to you while you're making other plans.

She's been incognito. I haven't been her son.

I shave my legs twice a week. It's hard the first time you do it. But I'm very lazy. For a team photo in December I just did the fronts.

He is a genuine, good guy, one of the best teammates that you can have. He lights up a clubhouse with a smile like Cliff Floyd has, and he has it every day. Some players are jerks, but it is fun to root for him. His homers kill the other team, and he does it with a smile on his face.