Most English people are horrified that I use soap, but I like it - it works for my skin. I try different soaps all the time, but I use very mild ones.

English people are always surprised I'm English.

Dickens belongs to the English people.

Surgery is not going to improve your skin - all it's going to do is make you look tighter, like Joan Rivers!

English people are so trapped in this class paradigm.

I was addicted to 'The Monkees' TV programme - not so much because of the music but because of the commercials in between. The programme was sponsored by Yardley, and in the commercial breaks, there would be these English girls on roller skates, wearing hot pants, and I just thought, 'God! How neat!'