Most guys in high school wore clothes seen only by their classmates. I wore clothes seen by the world.

I never wore full-on eyeliner in high school, but I wanted to.

I went to high school in Stockton, CA.

I wore a woman's antique fur jacket to my high school junior prom.

Women feel like we're fat if we can't wear the clothes we wore in high school. Men, in contrast, only start to feel fat only when they can no longer fit into a foreign car.

When I was in high school I was 250 pounds.