Most people presume my mustache is not real because it's much darker than my regular hair.

I have a darker imagination than most people.

I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed mustache.

The villain of any story is often the most compelling character.

I feel that there is a decision people make to either engage in a legitimately ridiculous process to get your kid into school, or choose not to engage in that so much, and end up finding a nice local school that fits.

I do think I tend to have a darker nature than most.