Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who can't read.
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FRANK ZAPPA Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can...
FRANK ZAPPA Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who c...
FRANK ZAPPA Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't...
FRANK ZAPPA Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't re...
FRANK ZAPPA Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't re...
FRANK ZAPPA One can't write for all readers. A poet cannot write for people who don't like poetry.
NATHALIE SARRAUTE You entertain people who are satisfied. Hungry people can't be entertained - or people who are a...
BOB MARLEY Cartooning is for people who can't quite draw and can't quite write. You combine the two hal...
MATT GROENING When you hear the word 'disabled,' people immediately think about people who can't walk ...
TERI GARR Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines.
ENZO FERRARI Many who resort to crime ultimately can't read or write.
WALLY AMOS A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.
MARK TWAIN Most people who call themselves conservatives can't explain the American value system.
DENNIS PRAGER I can't predict the future and I don't have respect for people who try to.
JACKIE MASON Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
ROBIN WILLIAMS Definition of rock journalism: People who can't write, doing interviews with people who can't think,...
FRANK ZAPPA There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
YOGI BERRA People which can't choose, should die... So far I don't see where can they go if they are lock in ma...
DEYTH BANGER I'm not sure that it's possible to write a novel about people who don't transgress or st...
TOM PERROTTA You know, my problem is I can't say no to people, especially people who want to write me checks ...
DAN SAVAGE I don't buy the argument that there can't be a successful independent candidacy for the pres...
MARK MCKINNON We all know funny people who can't get it down on the page - even funny writers who can't ge...
CALVIN TRILLIN Most people perceive moderates as timid middle-of-the-roaders who can't take a stand.
RICK BAYAN I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper.
DAVID BRENNER It's the people who don't recognize the racism within themselves that can be the most damagi...
STERLING K. BROWN I'm not such an artist type that I can't handle the real world. I read the financial pages, ...
CAIO FONSECA And people who take risk intelligently can usually actually make a lot more progress than people who...
REID HOFFMAN I can't control what people think. They know who I am.
NAS The people who ask me for my autograph are the people who've put me here today, and you can'...
KATIE PRICE The leading character isn't always the most important or interesting character; when people thin...
PILOU ASBAEK I met this woman who was a hundred, this housekeeper, a hundred years old. I interviewed her. She ju...
TATE TAYLOR People who can't be witty exert themselves to be devout and affectionate.
GEORGE ELIOT There are a lot of people who look great but can't sing.
DAVID CROSBY He can who thinks he can, and he can't who thinks he can't. This is an inexorable, indisputa...
PABLO PICASSO Don't write anything you can phone. Don't phone anything you can talk. Don't talk anythi...
EARL LONG I write so that people will read what I write. I don't want to write a book that a thousand peop...
ANN HOOD There may be a lot of people out there who don't like me who don't even know me. But there a...
RICHARD SHERMAN I can't really change my life to accommodate people who are jealous. I don't see why I shoul...
STING Certainly there are people who like me, but then there are those who don't know me who gossip ab...
CARRIE FISHER Open rehearsals reach people who might not otherwise hear the Philharmonic - people on fixed incomes...
ZUBIN MEHTA You can't get anywhere without the people who have come into your life.
IAN SOMERHALDER For the most part, I don't like people who soapbox.
ART ALEXAKIS There's a level of immaturity to people who just can't clean up after themselves.
JANN WENNER People have to learn who they are - you can't have somebody else telling you who you are.
HALE IRWIN My first book is about twins who are attached: two people who are joined and can't escape each o...
DARIN STRAUSS You can't have people making decisions about the future of the world who are scientifically illi...
NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON Dyslexia, though, made me realise that people who say 'but you can't do that' aren't...
RICHARD ROGERS It's very difficult for people who don't play video games to understand their power simply b...
BING GORDON I cannot love, I want to be alone
I will not love, I want to be alone
LAURA MARLING A country so rich that it can send people to the moon still has hundreds of thousands of its citizen...
CHARLES KURALT Never believe that a few caring people can't change the world. For, indeed, that's all who e...
MARGARET MEAD I don't read books by people who have betrayed the Motherland.
VLADIMIR PUTIN People who actually tell stories, meaning people who write novels and make feature films, don't ...
STEFAN SAGMEISTER One shouldn't write one's own epitaph. I hope people will remember me as one who did her bes...
MARGRETHE II OF DENMARK I've always idolized people who can write songs.
RUPAUL I don't like people lying to me. I don't like people who don't return my calls. I don...
DAN AYKROYD There are lots of people who haven't been to drama school who have great talent and can be disco...
VICKY MCCLURE Part of this country's problem is that people from New York City - Wall Streeters - don't th...
WAYNE HUIZENGA I don't like people who don't have opinions.
DAVID KOECHNER I say I don't need a tax cut. It will not do me any more good. I can't buy more, I can't...
FRANK LAUTENBERG People who don't know the true character of God - who don't believe He is merciful, gracious...
JOYCE MEYER There aren't too many people out there who can start one of my books and not finish it. I don...
JOY FIELDING Black people can be the most conservative, the most discriminating. Especially among ourselves. It w...
KANYE WEST I was raised to think that rock was music for ignorant people who didn't think for themselves.
FLEA Rock isn't art, it's the way ordinary people talk.
BILLY IDOL 'Death at an Early Age' was about racial segregation in Boston. 'Illiterate America'...
JONATHAN KOZOL I can't imagine anyone who doesn't think the world is safer without a tyrant who murdered hi...
KAREN HUGHES Primarily I see myself as so much more than a rapper. I really believe I am the voice for a lot of p...
JAY-Z Actually, I don't even like parties. I would much prefer a room with four friends who sit around...
SALMAN RUSHDIE My favorite role is mommy. I know that sounds cheesy to people who don't have kids, or there are...
VANESSA LACHEY If I did everything, I probably wouldn't be here talking to you. There aren't too many peopl...
VERNE TROYER Bullies are often people who are shy and can't make friends easily, so, as the theme of the movi...
PHILIP ZIMBARDO Most people who make threats don't follow through. The most dangerous people are often those who...
SUSAN ESTRICH I don't know what sex appeal is. I don't think you can have sex appeal knowingly. The people...
OMAR SHARIF War: a massacre of people who don't know each other for the profit of people who know each other...
PAUL VALERY I think Edith Evans is the most marvelous actress in the world and she can look beautiful. People wh...
VIVIEN LEIGH I can't believe that I was one of those people who said 'I'm not really a sci-fi fan....
MAGDA APANOWICZ I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can't get paid t...
AARON ALLSTON A lot of people who saw 'The Avengers' didn't read comic books, don't like comic boo...
JOSS WHEDON The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they wa...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The only thing worse than a coach or CEO who doesn't care about his people is one who pretends t...
JIMMY JOHNSON I'm not going to talk like I know about politics, because I'm a total amateur, but maybe I c...
BJORK I'm nutty for nutrition. I've become one of those people who can't stop talking about th...
ROBIN QUIVERS I honestly can't describe what goes on in my head when I'm out there. People who don't w...
EDDIE GUERRERO What we don't know can't hurt us.
JOHN SCALZI Most people who get in trouble in politics usually get in trouble because they're disconnected f...
LAMAR ALEXANDER People who call themselves actors and can't ever get work; they do need to get another professio...
ESTELLE PARSONS I know an awful lot of Hollywood people, who are so self-important, I can't understand it.
MICKEY SPILLANE You can't miss the horror, every moment it’s interesting.
DEYTH BANGER I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.
GRAHAM CHAPMAN Most times when people pitch you as being perfect for a part... they don't look at you as an act...
CATHERINE KEENER I can tell you for sure: people who are at their peak right now will not sustain that. You can't...
BRYAN CRANSTON Our solution on 'The Simpsons' is to do jokes that people who have an education, or some fra...
MATT GROENING Your environment doesn't define you. I don't have a lot of money, but I can help train peopl...
JACKIE JOYNER-KERSEE I can't write things. I'm embarrassed all the time about that, particularly if people don...
DANNEL MALLOY That sense of failure, I don't know where people put it who don't write songs and aren't...
STING I don't care who the president is - it ain't just all about who's black or who's whi...
BIG BOI What I care about is readers because without readers I can't make a living... And I think it'...
BARRY EISLER Personally, I read fiction, in part, because I get to spend time with people who aren't my peopl...
ADAM ROSS
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FRANCIS VINCENT “FRANK” ZAPPA, JR. Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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MOON UNIT ZAPPA Gag me with a spoon!
MOON UNIT ZAPPA I would think: Stay close to the implants! They must know something because they keep getting asked ...
MOON UNIT ZAPPA The idea of licking stamps seemed great fun for me.
MOON UNIT ZAPPA I peaked early. I was told I'd missed my boat.
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MOON UNIT ZAPPA boys, girls and music . . why do they need gin?
FRANK Whoever is happy will make others happy too.
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FRANK SINATRA The best revenge is massive success.
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ZE FRANK We have this incredible ability to communicate with each other. I want to play around with it, see w...
ZE FRANK For some reason, we stopped getting gold stars at some age. It's time to bring them back.
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