Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.

A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.

There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips.

Serve the dinner backward, do anything-but for goodness sake, do something weird.

I make enemies deliberately. They are the sauce piquante to my dish of life.

The cocktail party is easily the worst invention since castor oil