Most women are indulgent of themselves. This is a mistake. It should be only the reward of old age.

Old women should not seek to be perfumed.

There's no such thing as old age, there is only sorrow.

Old age ain't no place for sissies.

Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that can happen to a man.

Men and women approaching retirement age should be recycled for public service work, and their companies should foot the bill. We can no longer afford to scrap-pile people.