Mother Nature’s full of wondrous things and cruel tricks.

Jockeying for position has a lot more to do with life than with horses

It's always something is better than it's never anything

I thought therefore I was.

We are what we are and it is what it is, but it's going to change and so can we.

Self-deprecation in the form or humor anything else should only be practiced by professionals, otherwise it's like defecating on you. Don’t expect accolades, those sympathetic smiles are hiding people’s realization that you may be a willing doormat.