Movin' to Montana soon Gonna be a dental floss tycoon

It would be a serious mistake to replace a seasoned statesman with a tempermental tycoon who has no respect for the constitution.

There's a certain part of the contented majority who love anybody who is worth a billion dollars.

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.

It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia.

Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.