Mr Heckles: quiet, your disturbing my birds!Rachel: you dont have birdsMr Heckles: i could have birds!

Monica: I got a leg, three breasts, and a wing. Chandler: how do you find clothes that fit?

[after settling a fight between Monica and Rachel] Phoebe: Hey, if we were in prison, you guys would be like my bitches

I think it's Rachel starting to show what Rachel can do. Rachel's a very quiet kid who I think has always been very unselfish. We want her to be more assertive and now she's starting to be more assertive.

This election ain't no stinkin' TV show.

I have a hit TV show.