Much is said about the burdens and responsibilities of married men. Responsibilities indeed there are, if they but felt them: but as to burdens what are they?

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.

I don't sleep with happily married men.

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.

If they are unsuccessful in married life, who suffers more the bitter consequences of poverty than the wife? But if successful, she has not a dollar to call her own.