Muscle is good, but craft is better

It is better to have a fair intellect that is well used, than a powerful one that is idle.

Just like lemons can be turned into lemonade and apples into apple pie, an ignorant person can be turned into an intellectual. You just need the right ingredients.

I wonder if anyone but me realizes what goes on in that head back of your deceptively sweet face.

He's one fry short of a Happy Meal.

The older I grow the more I become certain that it makes no difference what words we use to tell the same truths.