Music and comedy are so linked. The rhythm of comedy is con­nected to the rhythm of music. They’re both about creating tension and knowing when to let it go. I’m always surprised when somebody funny is not musical.

No charm, no humor, no wit -- and a personality which can only be described as 'icky.'

Shall I compare thee to a Shoggoth?

All I ask is one thing, and I’m asking this particularly of young people: please don’t be cynical. I hate cynicism, for the record, it’s my least favorite quality and it doesn’t lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you’re kind, amazing things will happen.

When all else fails, there's always delusion.

If you work really hard, and you're kind, amazing things will happen.