Music is a language that doesn’t speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it’s in the bones, it’s in the bones.

If you don't know the blues... there's no point in picking up the guitar and playing rock and roll or any other form of popular music.

Oh my God. I'm not Keith Richards. I'm Otis from Mayberry! A fucking drunk!

The big rules of knife fighting are (a) do not try it at home, and (b) the whole point is never, ever use the blade. It is there to distract your opponent. While he stares at the gleaming steel, you kick his balls to kingdom come--he's all yours. Just a tip!

You've got the sun, you've got the moon, and you've got the Rolling Stones.

You have the sun, you have the moon, you have the air that you breathe - and you have the Rolling Stones!