Musician jokes are a kind of joke that usually have to do with how much money someone makes. Musicians are always starving, so they're really mean to each other about who makes what.


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HARRY BROWNE
Men live by intervals of reason under the sovereignty of humor and passion.
THOMAS BROWNE
Regarding Sunday's games, we will make no decision today. We'll gather information and speak to seve...
JOE BROWNE
I'm not aware that an agreement has been reached. The scheduling of games needs approval of the comm...
JOE BROWNE
Preconceived notions are the locks on the door to wisdom.
MARY BROWNE
Picture books are being marginalised. I get the feeling children are being pushed away from picture ...
ANTHONY BROWNE
It's becoming more common for the bigger chains to want to grow. The smaller ones are being weeded o...
MICHAEL BROWNE
I had good opportunities most of the (front) nine and managed to get under par early, caught a groov...
OLIN BROWNE
Libertarians understand a very simple fact of life: Government doesn't work. It can't delive...
HARRY BROWNE
Finally I just [was] so bad I couldn't do it anymore. I was just really irritated with my game and w...
OLIN BROWNE
Whatever he does in office, no man can live up to the high expectations of the world, but we have be...
DES BROWNE
I had just been promoted to the first rugby team. It was a perfect, wonderful coming of age. My brot...
ANTHONY BROWNE
It's nice to be remembered for your commitment to the tour. But at some point, you have to validate ...
OLIN BROWNE
It's a little bit different feeling to start out with a lead and play with it all day long, and then...
OLIN BROWNE
It's been so long. I'm speechless.
OLIN BROWNE
We just have to wait until the last few holes to see the way things shake out, ... With as many guys...
OLIN BROWNE
If you're playing great, you start thinking about what could happen and your game could fall apart, ...
OLIN BROWNE
It's a hard place to be, ... Everybody wants a piece of you. Guys are crawling out of the booth to i...
OLIN BROWNE
This golf course is brutally difficult in place. This golf course is all you want. It's like boxing ...
OLIN BROWNE
I think we've seen the easiest it has to offer. I would hope they don't look at a couple of red numb...
OLIN BROWNE
I thought it was for 58, ... I've always had trouble with math.
OLIN BROWNE
A rubber O-ring failed, the flames leaked out, burned through the orange (fuel) tank, exploded the o...
PHILIP BROWNE
You said we had to be a good Russian corporate citizen. I have not forgotten that agenda.
JOHN BROWNE
The course is playing very different from yesterday. It's playing much faster. The greens are starti...
OLIN BROWNE
[But not only are our pets waiting,] animals of every kind live on the Other Side, ... you are not c...
SYLVIA BROWNE
Buck Moore is signing more autographs than anybody else this week. He's a superstar.
OLIN BROWNE
I'm only sorry that I wasn't out there to do something about it. But I'm in here. My hands are tied.
MANDINGA BROWNE
I blame him for losing his temper, but I blame her for bringing him into our house. She let that abu...
MANDINGA BROWNE
The more painful it is, tragically, the more you do learn, though, that's the good part.
SYLVIA BROWNE
You never grow old until you've lost all your marvels.
MERRY BROWNE
There are mystically in our faces certain characters which carry in them the motto of our souls, whe...
THOMAS BROWNE
Seersucker and khaki suits are the key to looking put-together in the summer. I also wear shorts yea...
THOM BROWNE
The basic fact is, the police targeted this young man simply because he looked Middle Eastern.
BROWNE GREENE
Just because the news media gives disproportionate attention to one crime over others does not mean ...
PAUL BROWNE
Always keep a bottle of Champagne in the fridge for special occasions. Sometimes, the special occasi...
HESTER BROWNE
He said, 'I'm the person you're looking for,' and he stabbed himself three times in the neck.
PAUL BROWNE
Be bigger than hurting others, crush our idea of perfectionism and be yourself because that’s when...
BRITNEY BROWNE
I'm not daydreaming out there. I was working.
OLIN BROWNE
success is not an achievement it's what you believe
SPENCER BROWNE
She was affectionate, but she was irresponsible in a lot of ways.
MANDINGA BROWNE
Natura nihil agit frustra, [Nature does nothing in vain] is the only indisputed Axiome in Philosophy...
THOMAS BROWNE
Obstinacy in a bad cause is but constancy in a good.
THOMAS BROWNE
I personally felt that one representative would have been adequate.
WILLIAM BROWNE
He looked like a guy looking for his wallet.
OLIN BROWNE
It's sad that the cell phone is replacing the watch as a time-telling device. I wear a vintage w...
THOM BROWNE
Just like a pendulum, ... the current-account theme is back in the market.
MEG BROWNE
Reincarnation occurs because we decide that we haven't learned enough lessons.
SYLVIA BROWNE