My bottom is so big it's got its own gravitational field.

I drive a tiny Toyota iQ. I'm quite frugal and often cut my own hair.

When I get tired, I start eating things that I wouldn't normally crave, like biscuits, because they'll give me a bit of energy to keep going.

My first marriage was totally unsuitable and shouldn't have happened. It was a whirlwind, rebound thing. I was 23 or 24 - a baby.

Ruby Wax has basically ruined my career. You'll see when you watch the programme. I get more intimate with Ruby than I've ever been with another woman.

I would put belly laughing at the top of my highlights list. They always say that laughter is the best medicine.