My cell phone bill and my cable gets cut off all the time. Not because I don't have the money, but because I just forget to pay my bills.

The payment is $55 a month. I pay more for my cell phone.

I didn't own a cell phone for a long time. I was late in the game on that.

People have no memory of phone numbers now because of the cell phone - their address book is in a cell phone.

I don't text, I don't have a Blackberry. Literally, I just have a cell phone that I haven't programmed and the whole Bluetooth. No. I don't even have an earpiece for my cell phone.

I'm going to put on my gravestone, 'He never owned a cell phone.'