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My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong answer


Ashleigh Brilliant

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My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot. -Ashleigh Brilliant.
ASHLEIGH BRILLIANT There is nothing like right or wrong question or answer. A question may be right for someone and wro...
ANUJ SOMANY Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
OSCAR WILDE Thirty years ago, we used to ask: Can a computer simulate all processes of logic? The answer was yes...
GREGORY BATESON I guess we won't have to answer the question what is wrong with the offense now.
TONY DUNGY An approximate answer to the right question is worth far more than a precise answer to the wrong one...
JOHN TULEY All tyranny, bigotry, aggression, and cruelty are wrong, and whenever we see it, we must never be si...
INGRID NEWKIRK Far better an approximate answer to the right question, which is often vague, than the exact answer ...
JOHN TUKEY For every question, there is an answer.
Where everybody fails is by asking the wrong question.
RICHARD DIAZ Roethlisberger argues that people who are preoccupied with success ask the wrong question. They ask,
KARL WEICK To find the exact answer, one must first ask the exact question.
S. TOBIN WEBSTER To find the exact answer, one must first ask the exact question.
S. TOBIN WEBSTER Someone gave him a new knife.
WRONG WILLIE You cannot have a society of angels except in heaven
MICHELA WRONG The first question which you will ask and which I must try to answer is this; What is the use of cli...
GEORGE LEIGH MALLORY A process of reason is a process of constant choice in answer to the question: True or False? - Righ...
AYN RAND If you ask me a question I don't know, I'm not going to answer it
YOGI BERRA I spend almost as much time figuring out what's wrong with my computer as I do actually using it.
CLIFFORD STOLL It is always better to ask a question than to answer one.
LEMONY SNICKET If you have to shout to prove your point, you're probably wrong.
ALEKSANDRA NINKOVIC If you want a wise answer, ask a reasonable question.
JOHANN VON GOETHE My wife never gives up. She is so insistent that she entered the wrong password over and over again...
ANONYMOUS How you ask a question influences the answer you get
SOTONYE ANGA We need to appreciate that being different is not the same as being wrong. A ‘wrong’ answer is j...
ANUP KOCHHAR Who am I?? No, No you don't ask the questions I ask them my question is how much stupid are you??......
DEYTH BANGER Human happiness and human satisfaction must ultimately come from within oneself. It is wrong to expe...
DALAI LAMA Whenever I do something, it seems so right. And turns out so wrong.
LANA TURNER Best friends don't ask you: "Is something wrong?"Best friends ask you: "Whats wrong?".
UNKNOWN If you don't do it, you'll never know what would have happened if you had done it
ASHLEIGH BRILLIANT Whenever I go on a ride, I'm always thinking of what's wrong with the thing and how it can b...
WALT DISNEY That is a good question for you to ask, not a wise question for me to answer.
ANTHONY EDEN He was an answer to a question she'd forgotten to ask.
MELISSA MARR How can something so right be so wrong at the same time.it blows my mind,maybe there is not right or...
EDWINA A ADJEI Blackjack is very scientific. There's always a right answer and a wrong answer. Do you take a ca...
CHARLIE ERGEN This is a very close question for me. But I must resolve my doubts in favor of the American people w...
HARRY REID Remember, an easy question can have an easy answer. But a hard question must have a hard answer. And...
CHARLES SHEFFIELD Whenever there are great virtues, it's a sure sign something's wrong
BERTOLT BRECHT Whenever there are great virtues, it's a sure sign something's wrong.
BERTOLT BRECHT From then on, when anything went wrong with a computer, we said it had bugs in it.
GRACE MURRAY HOPPER The true test of a brilliant theory [is] what first is thought to be wrong is later shown to be obvi...
ASSAR LINDBECK The meaning of my existence is that life has addressed a question to me. Or, conversely, I myself am...
C.G. JUNG The more I tried to live my life on other people's terms, the more I kept thinking that I'm wrong; w...
TURYASINGURA NELSON DERRICK It is wrong to kill anyone. It is wrong to kill those who kill. It is wrong to kill the executioner....
CHARLES NODIER Lest I keep my complacent way I must remember somewhere out there a person died for me today. As lon...
ELEANOR ROOSEVELT Whenever someone says to me, 'Are you for or against Common Core,' the first question I ask ...
CAMPBELL BROWN Never ask a question if you don’t know the answer.
— Rhett
ROWENA CHERRY For every social wrong there must be a remedy. But the remedy can be nothing less than the aboliti...
HENRY GEORGE If you're going to figure something out, study ethics. You can ask What's the answer? What&#...
DUFF GOLDMAN Lest I keep my complacent way, I must remember somewhere out there a person died for me today, As lo...
ELEANOR ROOSEVELT We're flooding people with information. We need to feed it through a processor. A human must turn in...
GRACE MURRAY HOPPER If you want the answer—ask the question.
LORII MYERS I think many people can relate to that excruciating pain of love gone wrong. I'd rather have a b...
CHRISTIE BRINKLEY Am I calm all the time? That is a question to ask my mother. I am very happy in my home. I have a go...
JEAN ALESI Nature can refuse to speak but she cannot give a wrong answer.
DR. CHARLES BRENTON HUGGINS Nature can refuse to speak but she cannot give a wrong answer.
CHARLES BRENTON HUGGINS A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong gives it a superficial appearance of being right.
THOMAS PAINE There are three people in the team, and the answer to the first person's question is used in the sec...
JEFF LAPPE They really don’t care about your answers if they ask you wrong questions.
VIKRANT PARSAI I want to understand what went wrong, ... I want to understand what was broken in the system so we c...
JANE HARMAN There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
OSCAR LEVANT Sometimes life ask you a question, but you couldn't find answer in any book. You have to create answ...
SALMAN MANSURI The way to write a thriller is to ask a question at the beginning, and answer it at the end.
LEE CHILD I hate to be wrong. It makes me feel like a failure. Being wrong has the same affect on me as a lack...
PAUL KELLY Whenever there is fear, you will get wrong figures.
W. EDWARDS DEMING People themselves makes a lots of mistakes and still loves himself, and they never forget a single m...
OM BENIWAL You can not change what happened or bring back the past. But you can change the future by being stro...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA If a relationship is going wrong, if a marriage is going wrong, the answer cannot simply be to say, ...
RORY STEWART Never, never, never, on cross-examination ask a witness a question you don't already know the answer...
HARPER LEE It has to be fluid -- unless we are completely brilliant or in a market that is completely stagnant....
HOWARD DRESNER There'll be a whole lot of things you ain't gonna want to do, but you'll have to do in this life jus...
MILDRED D. TAYLOR People ask what are my intentions with my films - my aims. It is a difficult and dangerous question,...
INGMAR BERGMAN A life without problems is a life less likely to be.
VANCE B.. CHAN When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong.
SOURCE UNKNOWN I think you could ask 10 English people the same question about class and get a very different answe...
J. K. ROWLING You shouldn’t ask a question until you are sure you want to hear the answer.
ERALDO BANOVAC My heart's broken,' he thought. 'If I feel this way my heart must be broken.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY Delay is as dangerous as the wrong answer.
FRANK HERBERT There's nothing wrong with cash. It gives you time to think.
ROBERT PRECHTER JR. To tell you the truth I am hard put to think of anyone who's career was affected significantly b...
DABNEY COLEMAN It is a lie.
ARTHUR MILLER You take delight not in a city's seven or seventy wonders, but in the answer it gives to a question ...
ITALO CALVINO Honesty is a question of right or wrong, not a matter of policy.
SOURCE UNKNOWN Honesty is a question of right or wrong, not a matter of policy.
Science is wonderfully equipped to answer the question "How?" but it gets terribly confused when you...
ERWIN CHARGAFF If my favourite director gives me a role that is very sparkly? A very brilliant character? I'll ...
BAE DOONA Doing a thing wrong for a long period of time gives it the superficial appearance of being right.
UNKNOWN My little brothers can ask me any question in the world, and if I've got the answer, I'm goi...
STEFON DIGGS To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whene...
CESARE PAVESE To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whene...
OGDEN NASH To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenev...
OGDEN NASH Don’t try to prove that anybody is foolish because fools don’t like it. Don’t try to prove to ...
OSHO To every complex problem there is an easy answer; and it is wrong!
UNKNOWN I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'...
CHARLES MONROE SCHULZ I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ One of the problems with being a witch is when you ask the universe a question, it generally give yo...
CHRISTIANA MILLER Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
JAMES THURBER The question of who is right and who is wrong has seemed to me always too small to be worth a moment...
ALBERT J. NOCK I once asked him something at a question-and-answer session in London. He yelled back, angrily, 'You...
DAVID SAUER A single friar who goes counter to all Christianity for a thousand years must be wrong.
CHARLES V But what if Shakespeare― and Hamlet― were asking the wrong question? What if the real question i...
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