My Corolla, sorry to report, was mortally wounded in the attack. There were no funeral plans at this time.

Down with tyranny!' Bramble cried. 'Aristocracy! Autocracy! Monocracy! Other ocracy things! You are outnumbered, sir! Surrender!

Barish ho gayi, meri Gari dhul gayi

Because teachers, no matter how kind, no matter how friendly, are sadistic and evil to the core.

He's around the twist,' said Azalea. 'Breaking all the windows? He's mad.'
'Ah, no,' said the King. 'It's only madness if you actually do it. If you want to break all the windows in the house and drown yourself in a bucket but don't actually do it, well, that's love.

Someday, my young friend, you'll find out that girls are actually people too. Just like you and me.