My dad doesn't hug me enough!

I vote for whoever will annoy my dad.

I'm very conscious of other people's opinions and of people not liking me.

My mother giving birth to me was just like Lady Sybil giving birth, except that there wasn't such a tragic ending.

I hope people think of me as a bit older. I do have a beard. That makes me look very old.

I've definitely become smuttier. When I first started out, I had these aspirations: 'I'm not going to do jokes about anything crude because I'm bigger and better than that.' But then, I don't know... It makes me laugh, so I started doing it.