My dad is an alien -- Canadian originally. He went through the whole process. It wasn't easy, but he still did it the right way.

You're paid to teach what you're supposed to teach, not to give opinions.

What if your personal business is killing people?

I am a goofy person, really. That's where my energy goes, that's how I live my life. The goof gene is very strong inside me, really.

If god meant for people to talk into cellphones, he would've put our mouths on the side of our heads.

Don’t worry, I’m not quitting. I’ve decided I’m going to stay and
make his life a living hell while I run his business into the ground.
--Kim to Abe