My dear Mama, you are definitely the hen who hatched a famous duck.

Love is when the desire to be desired takes you so badly that you feel you could die of it.

The body of a beautiful woman is not made for love; it is too exquisite.

Never be tempted by water. The water tap should be sealed at lunchtime. If, for example, a sauce goes wrong, adding water doesn't help at all; one only achieves a taste of dishwater.

I paint things as they are. I don't comment. I record.

Philandering impedes, as everyone knows, the ability to concentrate.