My diet for today: 1% food, 99% Halloween candy.
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QUENTIN R. BUFOGLE I always want to keep Halloween fun. I eat the candy, too. I just don't eat a lot of it.
ELISA ZIED I need protein from food rather than just protein supplements. I changed my diet.
TRAVIS BARKER 100 Steps forward, 99 back. 1 Step forward, never lookin' - back.
DEDRICK D. L. PITTER Racing is 99 per cent boredom and 1 per cent terror.
GEOFF BRABHAM Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron.
GLENN BECK I like food too much to go on some crazy diet. French fries are my favorite downfall.
HOLLY MADISON I am a better person when I have less on my plate.
ELIZABETH GILBERT On Halloween, kids get to assume, for one night the outward forms of their innermost dread, and they...
KATE CHRISTENSEN Diet food is not a meal its a medicine.
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FRAN LEBOWITZ My kids know there's no candy, no soda, until the weekend. Those are the days they get to indulg...
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JULIA CHILD On Halloween, don't you know back when you were little, your mom tells you don't eat any can...
DERRICK ROSE "As often as you eat this bread and drink this cup".
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MISTY MAY-TREANOR everything is right AND wrong. right or wrong only applies to this instant in time and is determined...
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NICK CANNON There's no denying that candy is comfort food and it's affordable.
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GREG CIPES Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments.
BETHENNY FRANKEL A seafood diet is the best: whenever you see food, eat it.
UNKNOWN Any diet that limits your food choices will help you lose weight.
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BOBBY FLAY It's my hope that teachers and parents will use music just like they use good food and vegetables --...
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BENJAMIN TODD JEALOUS The 1% has still to cover 99% of the distance to reach their goal. The journey has just begun.
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ANONYMOUS A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight
TOTIE FIELDS A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight.
UNKNOWN When I was growing up, I was eating fast food every day. I'd drink soda non-stop, candy, just ev...
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ANONYMOUS My recommendation is to develop healthy eating habits for life. The low-carbohydrate diet is not a d...
LYN STEFFEN As food is always a choice,DIET control is to do with MIND control
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JOY BEHAR You tried so hard to give your kid food that was healthy, she thought. The soy cheese pizza. The org...
SHARON GUSKIN She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on.
ARTHUR BAER I never, ever, restrict food, and I will never go on a diet ever again.
PORTIA DE ROSSI I don't find it a struggle to maintain a healthy diet now as my palate has changed. I don't ...
JENNIFER ELLISON People come here for the food, desserts and atmosphere. I make a special tree designed with candy an...
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JOEL FUHRMAN I came from a Halloween-friendly home. My dad, Spencer, was a U.S. Marine captain. But when it came ...
BILL MOSELEY My family was very Halloween-friendly, for all of the religion and whatever was going on.
BILL MOSELEY Turn on the lights,
And hide from sight,
As we come trick or treating,
Throughout th...
ANTHONY T. HINCKS I refuse to dress 'hot' for Halloween, 'cause I always have to have makeup and hair and ...
RACHEL PLATTEN This particular individual is looking for gumball candy and candy machines.
ANGELA BOZORTH If you eat healthily most of the time you can afford to indulge yourself occasionally, but if you ea...
ROSIE BLYTHE Appetite has really become an artificial and abnormal thing, having taken the place of true hunger, ...
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NANCY S. MURE I despair of the term 'clean eating'...it necessarily implies that any other form of eating – and ...
NIGELLA LAWSON I was always a kid trying to make a buck. I borrowed a dollar from my dad, went to the penny candy s...
GUY FIERI I was a vegetarian first. I had high blood pressure at 27, everybody in my family died of cancer, an...
JOHN SALLEY I hate Halloween. I hate dressing up. I hate - I wear wigs, makeup, costumes every day. Halloween is...
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GLENN DANZIG We have cupcakes and of course they're decorated with Halloween goodies and they have to eat the cup...
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GRAYDON CARTER My only career goal is to be an halloween icon.
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1. Yes
2. Not yet
3. I have something better in...
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