My father used to always say to me that, you know, if a guy goes out to steal a loaf of bread to feed his family, they'll give him 10 years, but a guy can do white-collar crime and steal the money of thousands and he'll get probation and a slap on the wrist.

You give me a waterboard, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.

In wrestling, my mustache made me look more like a villain. A good mustache can give you the look of the devil.

I think that when Americans go to vote, states should not list what party the candidates are affiliated with. That would require voters to actually think and get to know a candidate instead of voting for their favorite gang. 'Oh, this guy is a Republican, so he must be good.'

At my age, I don't buy but a half a loaf of bread, you know?

Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat.