My father was the kind of guy who'd always say 'Throw out any subject and I got a joke on it.'


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The party here that is trying to renege on their agreement is the county. Where's its obligation to ...
CAROL LICKO
He had all these tricks he used. He's not a dumb person, by any means. He just didn't get it in scho...
CAROL LEWIS
People really seem to like the larger facility.
CAROL LEWIS
Near the end of the year, we always run short.
CAROL LEWIS
The community is generous, but with all the bills going up, it?s getting expensive to run.
CAROL LEWIS
We have not behaved well as a board of education. It is a disgrace and a shame. We need to rectify t...
CAROL LEWIS
What these people say is true. It's really unfortunate.
CAROL LEWIS
This spin control stuff is not working when people are dying, ... You want to be supportive of the c...
CAROL LEWIS
They should have had acts that the young people can identify with. I'm not even feeling it. Maybe my...
CAROL LEWIS
I don't have the manpower to go out and check to see if people are smoking. We had to cut down on la...
CAROL LEWIS
Throughout history, when our national security has been threatened, we have responded by reducing li...
CAROL LEWIS
We'll give it a good shot. We could do well or we could get killed.
CAROL LEVINE
I've been teaching tennis for 25 years.
CAROL LEVINE
You make a lot of adjustments in the early years, and it gets easier.
CAROL LEVINE
It is a safe assumption,
CAROL LEVINE
Because men who do any significant kind of caregiving are often seen by family and friends as heroic...
CAROL LEVINE
Being thrust into the role of caregiver without any preparation is difficult under any circumstances...
CAROL LEVINE
They are not seen as doing anything but helping out, as kids are supposed to do.
CAROL LEVINE
This is a tremendous sense of guilt and burden that children should not have to bear.
CAROL LEVINE
We had no jobs, no place to live. At his first job he worked for $400 a month.
CAROL LEVINE
This does not have the earmarks of a long-planned management transition.
CAROL LEVENSON
Getting into a bidding war with J&J is bad enough. But getting into a cash-throwing contest with J&J...
CAROL LEVENSON
There's no reason to believe this name has bottomed out.
CAROL LEVENSON
Even at these weaker levels we still consider tobacco company paper unacceptably risky.
CAROL LEVENSON
A stock buyback is a risk-free way of ensuring earnings accretions. As long as borrowed funds remain...
CAROL LEVENSON
Boeing can easily afford this purchase, with nearly $10 billion in cash and marketable securities on...
CAROL LEVENSON
Market nervousness can lead to counterparty nervousness, which can lead to rating agency nervousness...
CAROL LEVENSON
We don't know how fast they are disappearing, but we know they are going fast.
CAROL LEE
I had told him in the beginning, 'You take care of my girl.' I wish he would've taken care of her a ...
CAROL LEE
A lot of stress, lots of that. Sleepless nights, the waiting is the hardest.
CAROL LEE
It's not flames or anything.
CAROL LEE
Basically, we're asking for monetary contributions right now.
CAROL LEE
There is a great deal of potential in this boat,
CAROL LEE
I have never been on the receiving end of a hate crime, or even a disparaging remark to my face.
CAROL ANSHAW
We have four boys. Otto is the only boy in his family. He fit right in with our crew. They all got a...
CAROL WHEELER
I love doing it. Maybe someone who hears what I wrote will pay me to publish it.
CAROL WEST