My favorite Tyler Perry movie? Ugh, how can you decide? For me, it's basically like: Kurosawa, Tyler Perry, Martin Scorsese, in that order.
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TYLER, THE CREATOR Thank you to Martin Scorsese - I hope my son will marry your daughter.
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BILLY JOEL What most people do is try to find a comfortable persona that they're in alignment with and the ...
BILLY CORGAN The public wouldn't like the perfect umpire in every game. It would kill off baseball's grea...
BILLY EVANS Muhammad Ali struck us in the middle of America's darkest night, in the heart of its most threat...
BILLY CRYSTAL I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.
BILLY CONNOLLY In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attai...
BILLY CORGAN When you become famous, you start getting invites to parties where there are famous athletes and fam...
BILLY BALDWIN No parent is perfect; we all can look back and think of things we could've done to help our chil...
BILLY GRAHAM When I started out, everyone seemed to be adopting these names... Johnny Rotten, Sid Vicious. I wasn...
BILLY IDOL I had all kinds of allergy problems with certain meats, and with fruits and vegetables with pesticid...
BILLY CASPER I think if a poet wanted to lead, he or she would want the message to be unequivocally clear and fre...
BILLY COLLINS