My first film crush was Mark Lester as Oliver Twist in the Carol Reed film.

Oliver Twist.

Please, sir, I want some more.

I always loved that boy as if he'd been my-- my-- my own grandfather.

Bad impulse buys make you feel grim, don't they? It's like having consumer Tourette's. I gravitate towards austere foreign-language film DVDs when insecure.

In this case, it might be more fun to crush them