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My first vision for this race was that maybe 500 people would show up. So thank you guys. This is awesome.


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CHRIS EVANS I was in the room when Sundar convinced Eric Schmidt that it would be possible to unseat Internet Ex...
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CHRIS BROWN I think for a lot of people, bowling is sort of a joke. But I love it, and it means a lot to me, so ...
CHRIS HARDWICK While the liberal media elite depict the bowler as a chubby guy with a comb-over and polyester pants...
CHRIS HARDWICK Bowling really was a big American sport in the '50s, '60s, and '70s, and then it kind of...
CHRIS HARDWICK Bowling is all physics and energy distribution. It's F = ma. So it is actually one of the most s...
CHRIS HARDWICK Some people fast, some people go on a cruise or visit a day spa. I get out in the woods with a rifle...
CHRIS PRATT I'm also launching a podcast. Because, I mean, the world desperately needs another podcast, am I...
CHRIS SACCA All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile.
CHRIS HART After I left high school and got my GED, I studied broadcast journalism for a year at a community co...
CHRIS ROCK We will never be capable of true relationships with others if we continue to view them as others.
CHRIS MATAKAS In a pinch, when my leather shoes need a quick shine, I take the inside of a banana peel and rub it ...
CHRIS DIAMANTOPOULOS What's more unnerving than magnetism, ghosts, and unpurified water? Gadgetmongers who purport to...
CHRIS HARDWICK I think that the fact that a relationship becomes public is a bit of a bummer. Because it can distra...
CHRIS MARTIN Funny enough, the person who is most bummed out to hear I won't be back is Mark Cuban. Despite w...
CHRIS SACCA I'm always calculating what I want to do, who I want to be, what I want to accomplish. I don'...
CHRIS PINE You get to where you kind of like it, and It's a habit That's hard to break. I still find my...
CHRIS LEDOUX Film is just a different version of what we did round the campfire when we were Neanderthals. We tel...
CHRIS PINE China's one-child policy punishes families for having 'out-of-plan' children, resulting ...
CHRIS SMITH So many things for me are unfortunate in the commercialization of something that is special. It'...
CHRIS CARTER I think a lot of people in television news look at the cable networks with great envy.
CHRIS WALLACE That's what keeps me up at three in the morning: Who's looking at reviews of Cabin Boy right...
CHRIS ELLIOTT My friends tell me that I've calmed down, that I seem more centered. I don't know, I think m...
CHRIS KATTAN 2009 was one of the busiest, most insane, stressful periods in my entire career. I was raising a bun...
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