My goal is to go 12-6 this year.

I haven't gotten a score like that in seven years. I've been waiting for a score like that my whole life, so it was kind of nice to get up there.

I've been working on a new pole and it takes time to adjust and get used to it.

Avoid all needle drugs, the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.

The '60s are gone, dope will never be as cheap, sex never as free, and the rock and roll never as great.

Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger.