My goal is to goad people into saying something that ruins their life.

Why don't we make Israel do it? ... one of the concerns people have is that Israel might do it without being asked.

I'm Howard Stern with a vocabulary. I'm the man he wishes he could be.

You can't get much more liberal than John Kerry is. I mean, he's my candidate, but, I mean, come on.

that you all are up to something in Iran.

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