My grandparents invented joylessness. They were not fun. I've already had more fun with my grandchildren than my grandparents ever had with me.


Billy Crystal

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I think we came out really well. We were intense, played great defense and I think we did a good job...
CRYSTAL LANGHORNE
You're either in it for the long haul or you're not.
CRYSTAL GAYLE
Ten minutes with a genuine friend is better than years spent with anyone less.
CRYSTAL WOODS
I have a lot of love and respect for Melissa Etheridge. I love Joe Cocker, Ray LaMontagne, Feist.
CRYSTAL BOWERSOX
Although many texters enjoy breaking linguistic rules, they also know they need to be understood.
DAVID CRYSTAL
The story of English spelling is the story of thousands of people - some well-known, most totally un...
DAVID CRYSTAL
Something special for him but also to show the community that this was a marine who was proud to ser...
CRYSTAL MERILLAT
Likewise, there is no evidence that texting teaches people to spell badly: rather, research shows th...
DAVID CRYSTAL
Everybody is OK, but since it is a deputy who is involved and we have shots fired, we have to do a f...
CRYSTAL CANDY
Even if most days can’t be half as good as today, it’s days like this that make it all worth it.
CRYSTAL WOODS
When we drove up to the cemetery that night, it was just like he had been killed all over again.
CRYSTAL MERILLAT
Certainly this is a public affairs school, and he's a former president, but I think he really excite...
CRYSTAL JONES
She tore the ACL in January, and was back in the team camp in June. That was an inspiration to the o...
CRYSTAL WILLIAMS
He used various techniques, including having other people distract the employees. He'd then go in an...
CRYSTAL CANDY
When she woke up happy, I said it worked he's like I guess it did, we couldn't believe it.
CRYSTAL JASKULA
Right now, I don't know how we gonna get through it. I mean, we're together, we trying to console on...
CRYSTAL JARVIS
My mom lived off the canal of a river, ... It looked like a bomb went off. I never thought it was go...
CRYSTAL DAVIS
We had no employees. He taught me how to drive a forklift.
CRYSTAL GOMEZ
It was them getting the ball to Davenport. We couldn't stop her.
CRYSTAL SMITH
They're becoming vicious. But it's not because they're hungry and they want to eat people. They're s...
CRYSTAL SMITH
She challenges me and at the same time I challenge her, ... She's making me better she's actually on...
CRYSTAL SMITH
We're just all sisters,
CRYSTAL SMITH
I was nervous about the change in the enrollment standards.
CRYSTAL SMITH
I want to let women know what they can expect, and that it is okay to feel confused, exhausted and o...
CRYSTAL SMITH
Where's our little baby who was so happy to be awake?
CRYSTAL JASKULA
I finally gave in today. Admitting that I haven't been able to do it alone, that's defeat right? But...
CRYSTAL WOODS
They probably didn't want to put the generator outside for fear it would be stolen.
CRYSTAL HOLMES
I hope this event helps me with my problems of going nuts about the things I want.
CRYSTAL SMITH
There should be some good teams up there — Woodrow Wilson and Spring Valley come to mind right off...
CRYSTAL HACKNEY
I've noticed if you're a pug owner, you're pug-crazy.
CRYSTAL KEY
I know you think I'm crazy. Maybe that's because I am. About life, about this moment, about you.
CRYSTAL WOODS
Even before we met and long after we're both gone, my heart lives inside of yours. I'm forever and e...
CRYSTAL WOODS
I'm such a strong human being. I amaze myself even. If only you knew what I've been up against, you'...
CRYSTAL WOODS
At this point, it appears to be a random act, and while nothing has been ruled out, it does not appe...
CRYSTAL CANDY
He fully confessed to all these thefts and said it was because he had a crack cocaine habit. In fact...
CRYSTAL CANDY
I tried to enroll her in tutoring last year, and it was quite expensive. She had a lot of problems i...
CRYSTAL SMITH
Some of the kids right now are out there on the street now. Some of them are in the penitentiary, so...
CRYSTAL MOORE
There really is a lack of information about this phase in a woman's life,
CRYSTAL SMITH
Getting buried alive will always be my claim to fame.
CRYSTAL CHAPPELL
Love was not in it for me at first. I dated guys because of the way they looked. And then I began to...
CRYSTAL WATERS
Do you know what i hate? I hate people who hides behind GOD, it doesn't matter how much u pray or fa...
CRYSTAL DEONARINE
It went down pretty quick. The metal was so weak. As they were putting it out, it crumbled.
CRYSTAL HALL
Everything was gone or ruined, ... There were pine tree limbs going through the top of the kitchen i...
CRYSTAL DAVIS