My great-grandmother was your great-great-grandfather's mistress, so how about it?

Osteoporosis is not an inevitable part of ageing; it is preventable. So it is vital that all of us, of all ages, start taking care of our bones now, before it is too late.

[Rhys-Jones was recorded calling Prime Minister Tony Blair] President Blair ... number one on the top 10 unpopular people.

I'm just coming down to earth

We acknowledge and bewail our manifold sins and wickedness, which we, from time to time, most grievously have committed, by thought, word and deed

I really need a gin and tonic.