My humor is so dirty I could masturbate to it.

If you can't be yours while being mine, maybe you aren't as yours as you'd like to convince yourself that you are.

I'm not trying to put you down, but even if I did, you'd have nowhere to go.

The only thing that keeps me going, is the desire to get away as far as possible.

If you have to shout to prove your point, you're probably wrong.

I like you. Therefore I will decorate you with qualities you don't have.